My Treasure Box

I got my car license!!!

2007-11-08T18:45:00.001-08:00

HAHAHAHAHA.. GOT LICENSE LE!

Earth clock

2007-11-07T03:49:00.000-08:00

Site showing real time info-es like population growth and oil spills!

Earth Clock

(Video) Stupid cleaner wiping automatic door.

2007-11-05T03:02:00.000-08:00

HAHAHHAHAHAA... this is super dumb..

Watch it here

Useless cat for sale.

2007-10-30T07:42:00.001-07:00

That
Is
One
Useless
Cat!!!!

=DD just kidding.. not really selling.. pics courtesy of here.

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William Hung death a hoax.. 3 YEARS AGO!

2007-10-28T05:44:00.000-07:00

I came up onto www.ping.sg in the midst of my heavy workload to see what intriguing or mentally challenging stories there is and taadaa.. there it is.. the William Hung spoof .. REBORN! i dunno who started it at www.ping.sg but whoever did is truly lame~~~~ i mean the news itself is in 2003 and bringing it up again is downright insulting to urself isnt it? i mean.. urgh.. i cant even refute this crap news anymore.. just go http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/hung.aspto read abt it.. whoever that started this nonsense again go read reader's digest or smth and give william hung a break.. he rocks ok? WILLIAM HUNG!! HIP HIP HOORAY!

Ok, some quick updates of myself as Violynn points out this is turning into a news site when it's written clearly on the top "it's a blog". ha ha ha, lame. my study break officially begins and thus im totally going to break. i got 8/54 for my trial exam so that shows im actually a lil bit offtrack on my studies.. but.. hey!! the test deducts marks for wrong answers and it took 7 marks from me, GIVE IT BACK U MARK SUCKING TEST PAPER!!!

And..... hai.. i've got 2 portfolios to rush which involves a lot of designing layouts and endless adjustments by photoshop and Rhino. The last design i had was terrific lo.. but the teacher said it has Islamic characteristics.. I dun really understand Islamic architecture but still sensitivity the ppl arnd u is crucial isnt it.. so i changed it to a not so nice model and wanted to name it 'butterfly parade' but crane said it sounds dumb so the project is officially sad with no name.. :C

Oh.. Oh.. my new model is cool! Pics man!

u see.. the walls can be rotated and there is this curtain wall inside which is eh.. a wall thats actually curtain so in summer u can open the house completely and use the curtain as a wall. The setting is the seaside and the client is Shigeru Ban, so the hse basically integrates his design visions.

The interior view not bad leh! im sure no 1 reading this post anymore from now onwards but anyways,

Summer

Winter

^^V

Amazing Japanese Teaches Goldfish Synchronized Swimming

2007-10-27T04:42:00.000-07:00

PHENOMENALE !!!!!
Uploaded by Guyom

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16 Billion Pixels picture of 'The Last Supper' by Da Vinci on internet.

2007-10-26T08:24:00.000-07:00

Italian tech firm HAL9000 posted 'real-size' last supper pic on their website. Out this weekend.

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Homosexual babies advertisement!!!

2007-10-26T04:52:00.000-07:00

Taken from the MXNews papers of Melb, Aus, the advertisement shows a new born baby with a waistband on clearly writing in caps, the word homosexual. this is a advertisement in Italy for a campaign against stereotyping and prejudice of homosexuals and the the white word on the ad writes "Sexual orientation is not a choice".

Apparently, the talks and debates on homosexuals are so fired up nowadays, i mean even dumbledore can be gay.. so i may as well have some opinions on this issue. first of all, im alright with gays and lesbians most of the times. my fren saw 2 long haired guys kissing at a junction as they r parting.. now, thats not alright with me, and it's madly disturbing.

The campaigns promoting human equity and respect for the minority is also alright.. but using babies as advertising?????? now, thats really abit over.. and they've even got this term gayby now which is gaybaby short form. i thought it was a real word like layby on 1st sight man.. babies are so cute and innocent and its really quite inappropriate for them to appear in such ads. no wonder this ad is condemned~

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Do u use ur left brain or right brain more?

2007-10-24T07:14:00.001-07:00

Its totally cool! see the dancer in this site and see whether it turns clockwise or anti, if clockwise, it means u use ur right brain more than u do left. try it!! :D

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html

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KIM Hee-Seon 's wedding!

2007-10-22T01:58:00.001-07:00

Korean actress KIM Hee-Seon (金喜善) who starred in The Myth with Jackie Chan got married with finance Park Ju-young (朴周永) on 19th of October!

Ah~ what a marriage.. Wish them a happy marriage! ^^V

Not much personal updates ah.. nth's up.. but sunday go school rush computer design hor.. the school's FULL leh!! if my hp no sound i'll take pic man.. sunday leh!!!!!!!! then everywhere got ppl.. go com lab still can no space.. *faint.

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Bypass signing up on forced registration sites!

2007-10-20T08:04:00.000-07:00

Compulsory registrations are so sickening but worry no more as I have found a site that lets u bypass it! thats it, BYPASS it!! WAHAHAHAHA.. in fact, registrations are so sickening, i must write some inspirational words to get everyone excited and involved in an opportunity to evade it!

How many times were our souls scattered due to the mistrust the site placed on us by forcing us to register and writing personal info?

How many times have we got the physical impulse to assault our room mates when u cant access a site without registering?

How many times do we feel lonely and left out just because we dont have a username and a password?

Well.. "how many times" no more, cause there is a single website that scattered light on our cyber experience and easing all our pain!!

Join the revolution at
http://www.bugmenot.com/

Need log in details? Find it.
Got log in details? Share it.

Remember, the power is urs! (Hope this post helps :D)

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Bypass signing up on forced registration sites!

2007-10-20T07:12:00.000-07:00

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damn telstra

2007-10-13T02:17:00.000-07:00

ARGH!!!!!! accidentally deleted the last post..

In summary, Stupid lo the telemarketers in aus.. alw got them calling u leh.. then that day this Telstra guy called and offered something thats fake so if i had taken it up i will be breaching Optus's contract and die a terrible death.. monday got to return them their damn hp and letters! On hindsight, optus is apparently better, i mean look at their ad!! i'll try finding one.. "Keep the crew together" Embedding disabled by the uploader.. they've got another one with the penguins doing breakdance.. totally cool.. telstra's ad is of a comparison map showing how much more coverage they have over optus.. literally show how much they dot the aus map compared to how much optus dots it leh.. so bold advertising la.. but as professor kylie hu pointed out.. all public phones r with telstra.. totally makes sense..
Everything with penguins r cool and cute isnt it.. like the 100movies on them.. i think there's another movie with penguin theme after surf's up.. 4got the name...

Also want to introduce this page in which u can send smoke signals and other cool stuff that's in the form of google earth to ur family and frens. an example of this e-card is here . Normally it will take u 2seconds to figure out how to access the main page and create ur own exclusive e-card but for those who cant, just click here for the main page.

I want buy a new basketball leh.. boxhill sell so expensive and my hse here out of stock. sian.. And1's got a black ball isnt it? y not sold here or on their official web ah? and the mixtape 1yr never come out new ed liao.. sian..

Americans say clothes as apparel ah? sounds so gta, cool! (Y)

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title

2007-10-11T19:09:00.000-07:00

ah~ bleach is so nice.. can keep watching man.. o well~ school is starting.. gotta go soon..

Recently my time cycle totally destroyed man.. one day i will feel slpy at 8pm while another day i'll feel v.much awake even at 3am.. then meal time oso anyhow one.. sometimes onli breakfast and dinner ,sometimes onli lunch and bread for dinner or smth.. hai.. scary..

Prison break 3 very nice man.. watch it ppl! resident evil extinction nice anot?

This origami thing is crazy man..

Unbelievable Paper Toy :) This Will - Funny bloopers are a click away

basketball

2007-10-08T01:35:00.000-07:00

Woohoo!!! bought a pingpong and a pool table!!! now my hse is officially an arcade. any1 know where to get 2nd hand drum arcade sets? ok before any1 gets the wrong idea that im damn rich, the ping pong table is $99 while the pool table is just $149.. hahaha.. cheap right? left!

My model of the house which i showed u guys (if any1 even cared) only got a just passed mark leh.. grrrl... our tutor everytime onli give pass each time. but his name is gerard. captain of the England team, so what'd'u expect.. :S

So glad that i dun have to redo my essay cos of wrong bibliography. If i do i'll probably kill ah hao or someone to ease my anger.

Played bball today.

me:"hey ah hao, come play bball?"
ah hao:"ok!!!"

1hr later then he reach. we just about to leave lo.. hahaha.. so many pros ah.. i go there yell "good ball!","nice shot, mate","oh~~ bad luck","what score?" only.. hahaha..

Big M very nice. So are those castles. actually thats wrong.. castles r much bigger and impt. so to rephrase, those castles are like so cool! So it Big M!

more here

Imagine living a castle life like Akazukin Cha Cha! oh~~ so fun..

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project , hairspray

2007-10-06T00:28:00.000-07:00

keke.. finished almost all my hw.. so blessed. last few weeks was hell man.. almost din slp for 4 days, at most doze awhile from 3-6am like that.. finally done man.. if the teacher give lousy marks i will bite their heads off.

totally die from making this one man.. a friend of mine spent $200 on it.. my god.. its her whole week's pay. hahaha.. o ya.. i did the left portion

speaking of which 7-11 pretty bad working environment leh.. u need to complete like dunno 200 hours of trial with no pay. then u have to pay them like $250 of deposit which i dunno 4 what.. they truly redefined the positions of employers and employees man..

Essay was crazy. din slp 2 nights to do it.. need reference alot leh.. borrowed arnd 20books, carry and read till die.. hai.. inhuman leh my life..

O~ watched hairspray with zw yest.. hahaha.. her return journey was crazy.. next time dun get off at wrong tram stop ah.. stupid trams........

they have this lame ad which is "Sell ur cars, take trams and save the environment." whoever heed their call need to see a doc real bad.. damn bad..

Its v.nice leh the movie and the cinema.. but i doubt they'll actually dance that much during the 60s.. whats the genre of the music they play ah? blue? jazz? dang dang dang~

and check out those crazy roads from http://static.iftk.com.br/top-5-most-dangerous-roads-of-the-world.html
Especially this one

Siao bo.. but its not how crazy it is to actually go across with this road but the ones who built it leh.. i means its a solid rock mountain, u've got to cut thru the rock, insert the foundation and the reinforcements, extend out the road, apply the wood planks... 50000 metres above sea level... impressive~~ i wonder if they have guided tours to here..

I think this building very nice leh..

this is a entry for the Changsha riverfront Cultural Centre. more on http://www.architecture.com.au/i-cms_file?page=5905/Summer2005.pdf.. if u r interested.. hope this entry wins man..

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Woohoo!! finished essay! HAPPY BDAY SHIYING!

2007-09-30T13:25:00.001-07:00

Woohoo!! finished essay! HAPPY BDAY SHIYING!

damn essay. nostalgic

2007-09-29T13:23:00.000-07:00

argh.. cant stand doing essay le.. come here rant abit.. haha.. woke up at 4.30 sia.. but stare into space and eat instant noodle till 6am.. and i set my alarm at 3 so effectively i wasted 3hours.. haha.. actually morning is very beautiful de leh.. with all the bird chirps and good air and when u wake up earlier than others wouldnt u feel that u r saving time? like when u look out the window and someone walk past, u can proudly yell "I WOKE UP EARLY THAN U , LOSER!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" hmm..

Waking up earlier somehow made me remember the pre-u sem seminar i dunno y.. was it at a v.early time too? couldn't remember.. anyways i put it down under my job exp.. shh.. dun tell any1 that.. teehee.. hai.. anyways missed those days man.. jc is so much more fun than uni.. i have a tendency to hate whatever im doing at the moment leh. then ah hao shared this sentiments with me and as quoted "got oso cannot save us ah.." hahaha.. he's so lame i dun dare ask him hows his assignments coming along. everytime 2sms can settle de thing will end up in like 20 cos need to crap along.. haha.. my bill was $120 last month leh.. sian leh, increasing by the month. but ok la, got free lg shine leh.. wah so shiny!

i no microsoft office leh, then later must come here use blogger check for spelling mistakes.. hahaha.. good place. and damn it man.. just onli can come online. last few days i alw come online for non-academic purposes then the net works as smooth as smoothie. then last night i went "ok, go online check info.." then tadaaaa~~~~ cant go online. so i spent 2hours to fix last night to no avail, spent 2hours getting angry over it and watch tv, then another 30minutes on calls ranting to my friend.. argumentative essays are very suitable for angmohs to write leh.. they argue and talk alot.. then since young ppl say what we do what wah.. so really cant argue till got sense man.. at most agree, disagree.. haha.. sian sia.. just agree to everything la.. hai... good weather~

Holiday dedicated to hw. hai...

2007-09-26T05:18:00.000-07:00

Just got home from school. man.. this holiday kinda suck.. go sch like 3/5 days to do this major assignment thing. luckily my groupmates are cool this time round. unlike the last time. but that doesnt make me feel holi on a holiday. the word holiday truly doesnt sound joyous and happy. maybe thats cos its not meant to be. melb uni makes sure of that. nonetheless, holiday shld take on a happier facade. for example happyday or Happy-Organic-Lively-Interesting-day! Take the 1st letters and u get HOLIday!! i shall now proceed on to read my hatemails for this lousy post.

So din really have time to blog, was rushing to sch back and forth and sadly i and kevin are truly liabilities to the team. so everytime we r like late for 15min cos amanda is alw early and once we sit down we got hungry so we just go and have smth to eat. then in the end starts 2hr after we shld. hahaha.. and amanda said at the time b4 we started that we can finish it in 10hrs at most.. haha.. overestimated our powers man.. 1week gone and nearly done onli. reminds me of this cartoon i saw the other day.

And this other day i was walking whomever to wherever to catch a tram that when inversed spells mart. then it was alr dark and she goes "lets walk faster, im scared of the dark."
"why would any1 be scared of the dark??"
"i just do. it makes me feel unsafe"
"u scared of many things leh!"
"actually it also depends on who im with in the dark"
ha, there! u see the hidden msg? it totally means 'im scared cos u r weak..' hai.. i got to go lift some weights to get puff man.. hai.. this is sad man.. y am i not strong looking like kane or smth.. is he still alive btw?

oh..oh.. and i passed my computer test for driving! so now onli have to wait for ages till the actually test on 8/11. if theres exam on the day i'll murder the teacher and murder the dj. so at this no.17th qn, the whole screen goes blank! then its actually 20odd questions de but if u fail halfway they'll just stop the test then i went "o shit.. i failed..." haha so i went to Q up la then Q,Q,Q look back then qn18 is there!!! heng sia... another girl arnd my age took the test too leh. ji chio yi xia wor~ 4got ask her how much she get sia.. we got outta the place tgt.

Watced secret

2007-09-18T22:14:00.000-07:00

Watched the jay chou new movie, secrets!

Reporter:So, Jay, want to tell us abt ur new movie? whats it called?
Jay:Secret.
Reporter:Haha.. c'mon Jay, just tell us.
Jay:Secret!!
Reporter:SAY LEH!! U DUN SAY HOW TO REPORT FOR U??
Jay:TOLD U SECRET LIAO!!!

HA HA HA.. - -!!

Its v.nice leh, and i reckon his acting skills improved since eh.. the curse of the golden flowers. o~~ the traumatizing dresses in e show.

i go write my 3000 word essay le.. kekeke..

Like this one ah? lly. dunno how to make sia.. haha

quick updates

2007-09-14T04:02:00.001-07:00

Quick updates. Zhangxi is gone!!! boohoohooo.. so the rain has returned. haha, cos it seems wherever she is, rain's un-present.

And i'm employed by kmart!! which is like ntuc really. but they have got no vacancies, so im employed but have no job for me yet.. hahaha.. its like dinner's ready but no bowls and utensils. does e eg. make sense? doubt so..

2week hols! good life. but so much hw. damn it. all my assignments like just pass onli leh.. damn it.. y is this so? but true enough la, my course cant really study for it so 5hrs of hardwork may be worse off than a 1min's worth of good inspiration for a design. recently is doing digital design, reckon its cool. im gg to show the good ones here.. keke..

Quite realistic nia. and i took some pics of my old rented hse, did i upload? like v.artistic leh.. keke..

On bus recently always see those disabled ppl get on bus then i'm like hai... this is life.. u may nv know what will happen to u the next min.. yest saw a movie starring Shuqi and Daniel Wu. its abt those grp of kids from China thats mad abt rock music. Daniel's a lousy rock singer from hk that somehow wondered to china hoping to find new rays of light. then as usual their new genre of music's not appreciated then one of the grp mates got killed in a car accident then the grp kinda break up with daniel heading back to hk. well it juz gets to show some kids works their ass off , not taking a break and got no love, while others will be loved and blessed just becos they r rich or good looking or smth.. hai...

Speaking of rock music, at this class we r suppose to do self intro abt ur grp mate then tell the class 'bt him/her. then this girl who's in my team just wrote 'rock' under hobbies. then im like totally blur man.. what thing rock? rock as in flintstone ah? haha.. then in the end she meant rock music. imagine really liking rocks.. eh...

Boring sia.. no place to buy cheap vcd,dvds.. then loan v.ex wor~ and dl oso cant, got usage.. my god, internet usage is so dsankjsfdu324urijdsf!!! oh.. and my tutor's from germany!! din know that.. now she's going back.. boohoohoohoo.. i oso wan go leh.. germany's sort of a wow ctry to me.. wan to go man.. got overseas courses there, but hai.. think my grades not enough..

This toaster's cool! it literally toasts ur msg on it.. woohoo.. gu gu gu.. star fish..

shifted hse, ZHANGXI IS HERE!!!

2007-09-06T11:53:00.000-07:00

o ya.. i have a blog.. A HA HA HA. last update 4/8?? my god..

ZHANGXI IS HERE!!! woohoo!!! but onli got to meet her today, went eat & k.

Oh, and i moved hse!!! but not as in i moved my hse away so that i have no hse now ah. Shift hse is more appropriate but even so, the meaning of moving ur hse away from u is still there. any1 want a intense discussions on this matter with me? h4.

Assignments, bye~~~~

Lousy post, sorry. hahaha

Wingchun, AD, History

2007-08-04T06:47:00.000-07:00

Quick updates. Went 1st ever Wing Chun Kuen lesson today!!! Ah hao was late by 45min so i killed him and went alone. nah, juz kidding, he went as well. HA! its v.fun! and the shixiongs was great! was it bad pronunciation or wat that shifu is sIfu, shidi is Sidi or smth, canto i guess. learnt some self def. and basic moves. not v.hard. trained with this serious senior that nv smiles and alw points out ur errors. haha.. damn cool, i mean in a world like this martial art practicing ppl r basically freaks but hey! we r chinese so we shld preserve chinese stuff. alr, more than 80% of the WuGuan's ppl not chinese le.. hai.. this world.

Boarded this train thats oh well.. so sharlock holmes!!

right right?? so 20s right??

Then today went boxhill pass Rhino cd to fren. its a professional tool to make 3D stuff.. hiak hiak, gg to make a car model.. then saw x.xue there in box hill go home tgt.. heng got her ah or take bus damn sian.. haha then help her carry her 5.5kg beverages and instant noodles home(indomie is AHHHHHH~~ NICE!!! 30c per pack somemore (Y) ) and saw her oil paintings!!! so nice!!! but nah, not gg to praise her in person. hah..

Alright.. school.. Flunked arch design. kinda missed my old teacher whom the whole class hated cos he v.look down on ppl like that. but wow.. miss him ah we all. cos he v.informal, can present sitting down and joking arnd. now need pin work on board, and present like a white collar presenting charts and graphs.. then teachers' comments oso so professional and our class delay lesson by 45min. ta ma de la. and i do wrong thing. so sian, heng next week then real stuff.

My eng turning shit man.. im in ESL class! English as 2nd language. wah lao, i studying eng since 6 leh.. haha.. but ok la, the lesson's great, got give lecture overview and stuff.. lectures r shit! that day i gonna locked out! cos late by more than 5min. curses and swears!

I finished my Wiki page of my sch! like a frenster la guys. got self portraits, msn details, myspace links and etc etc. haha i think its nice.

The rat in my hse is definately dead or gone i reckon. no sound of it le. maybe it migrated away cos i put rat poison let it eat. maybe it'll write to me sometimes. hope its more happy in another place :D

Recent happenings

2007-07-31T04:01:00.000-07:00

I guess i'll put the rest of the canberra trips' descriptions on hold. HAHAHAHA.. ok, so now, recent happenings..

School have restarted and its pretty ok i guess.. less lessons than term one and everyday's like a breeze.. made some news frens here and there and oh, im joining Wing Chun Kuen classes!!! thats the martial art that Bruce Lee practiced! and the grand master of this particular branch im gg to is actually a big deal. his name is William Cheung and google searches can produce many results of him. He's the world record holder of hitting 8.3punches/second (Siao bo?), and he oso intimate frens with Bruce lee. check out his wiki, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Cheung. kekekekekeke.. And oh ya.. my sch's got a Wiki too! v.cool i reckon, can upload anything, edit things, share workpieces with the school.. hmm...

There was a hail the other day, never see b4 leh! ice cubes dropping instead of rain. okok not exactly cubes, i nv measure all 3sides to make sure they r the same cos u know, they r like melting in my hands? kekeke..

At my brother's sch when the hail appears.
And there's a rat in my hse!!! ahhhhhhhh scary. how it got in is one of nature's greatest mysteries. but its common here hor! dun say my hse dirty.. haha.. so bought this rat poison and shattered it arnd the hse. then the night after i put can hear the mouse eating it leh. 2nd night, can hear a lil, 3rd night no sound le. WAHAHAHAHA... ok la, actually feel v.sad for the mouse cos its v.small and cute leh.. haha.. too bad its grey, means it'll grow big and ugly with long mostache. Le disgusting~~~

I bought a binder! u know those math notes we used to have and so very adored? now i can make binded notes and best yet, the binder's onli $25, normally its sound for at least $100+!!! its so cheap cos its return good. the return good policy here rocks man.. buy what can juz return within a few days and the shop must give u ur $ back.. kekekeke.....

And.......... i got a new phone!!! LG Shine!!!

actually the phone kinda bimbo la.. all looks no brain.. haha.. v.fundamental tools but who cares man.. pretty and sleek, teehee
Gotta work hard this sem man.. get 70% average next yr got chance go Germany exchange programme. oh~~ how much i loved Germany. one of my fav. ctries!!!! hope shops dun close at 5 there. hahahaha. update more next time.

Canberra Trip 1/3

2007-07-18T22:32:00.000-07:00

So we went to Canberra for a 3days trip. Shan't divide into 3 posts so stay with me while i write non-stop and u read non-stop then we can all bored ourselves to death.

We departed on Thursday night and reached Australian Capital Territory (ACT Canberra) the following morning. People with me are my mom and brother and a girl that i dun remember seeing or let alone knowing.. think her name is LanWei or smth, or is it Huangwei? her name's got to do with colours. cant quite rmb~ so I travelled on the 10odd hour bus with a strangely coloured girl besides me.

After we reached we were greeted with much enthusiasm from the harsh weather which is -2! my god, its cold alright.. got our luggages and soon ah Von, our tourguide happily fetched us. Ah von is a strange character that always thinks she's a msian or indian. dual citizenship i reckon. anyways before this trip whenever during phone calls when we came to the point of discussing abt the trip she'll say byebye. like this..
Me: "...(previous topic).... AHAHAHA.. ya lo ya lo.. o ya.. abt the Canberra trip..."
Von:"EMERGENCY! GOT TO HANG UP.. BYE.. BYE!!!" *Hang up

and this..
Me:"... so tml after we reach..."
Von:"ERROR, ERROR, INFORMATION OVERLOAD." *Hang up

Hmmm.. oh well.. so quite a relief she did come to fetch us and sorry so much 4 losing ur job over our arrival man.. if u want ur deserved compensations, do feel free to get them from Zhangxi ok ^^

We settled on this hotel in the heart of the city, pardon me but i 4got the name of it. its a v.cheap pay so the service and environ sucks but hey!! its cheap! and its near everywhere! so aint no dissing it, and the timetable 4 the trip can be summarized as:
Day1:War Memorial, Telstra Tower
Day2:Science Centre, Parliament houses (the S at the back is deliberate. got 2 P.hses)
Day3:Gold Creek Village and areas around it, the Lake.

War Memorial

The memorial's just whiter than bread man.. downright plain.. probably whats' there's not v.related to us.. so nth much to talk abt it.. on the way in i saw some interesting statues...

Smile, statues!!! *Click. Great shot!

Honestly Canberra isnt small.. its enormous! whoever says its small must be deluded and fooled!

See that building? yeah.. the white one.. thats the parliament house, the old one.. it looks SO near! 10minutes walk i dare say.. Alright.. and so we set off, happy as can be, humming songs, enjoying the walk and taking pics..

An hour passed..................

Alright.. we r still happy ppl, we are still far from it, but we r making progress,we are making progress..

Another hour passed.....................................

*Nervous Laughter .. AH HA HA HA, "lets take a pic!" "lets hum a song!" (OH GOD, why are we still so FAR.... AWAYYYYYY!~~~~~)

Yet another hour passed................................................................................................

ARGH!!!! WE R SEPERATED BY A BIG RIVER!!! OH NO!!!! SAILOR SAILOR, U HEAR ME??? SAIL US OVER TE THERE!! POPEYE!! BLUTO!!! TOMATO ... o... o.... !...!......
And so we ended up taking a bus back to city.. there u see the sheer size of the city? scary place.....

After plenty of resting and eating and drinking and toileting and walking, its time to go the Telstra tower!! woohoo.. heard so much abt it.. but hearing and being there is of cos alw diff.. theres this incident of a crazy driver which i'll go indept later... at 1st i thought its literally a mountain that u need to climb arnd 5million stairs to reach and up there theres this giant antenna thing which transmits telstra info-waves. Telstra's a telecommunication provider here, kinda like starhub,m1, bla bla bla... but NO! its a mountain with great roads that cars takes u right to the top and u can go up the tower to dine and enjoy the city view! like the tower in Tianjin.. ppl, pls visit Tianjin's tower!! its like the onli attraction of the city?? and from there u can go the YinHe guangchang!! u all have to go!

that 2 oval thing is where u can skate, or rollar blade or da taiji, then in winter time, it will be COVERED in water and naturally form ice and its A GIANT AND MAGNIFICENT ICE SKATING ARENA!! hohohoohohohohoho.. Brought you by the Board of Tourism China(TianJin).

Telstra Tower

WHO PUSH ME WHO PUSH ME??????? *living in denial of being a good photographer.

Sadly dun break into 3 posts is v.tiring.. haha.. till later guys..

zw is here

2007-07-03T21:59:00.000-07:00

Ziwei is here!!!!!!! woohoo, now the JJ alma mater club, Melbourne outlet can officially open.. hahaha...

Yesterday finally recommerce driving lessons after like forever man.. went highway, 80km/h is KUACAI! scary sia!! keep scared that gas goes off and car stops.. haha.. but still ok i guess, starting the car is still the hardest, need change gear, check for friction point then press gas while releasing brake. hmmm.. tml 9.15am lesson agn.. kekeke..

Yayyyy, when i get to Canberra i can stay at anthony's house. He's everyone's new idol in town man.. Step up v.nice!!! i hope i can dance man.. hohoho.. the lead's a white and he can dance SO well!! no diss, but most good dancers r probably black.. here the blacks oso so cool!!! with their hoodies... hohohoho.. hip-hopper wanna-be man...

Great ocean road

2007-06-26T20:03:00.000-07:00

Hmmm Hmmm, the great ocean road is just magnificent! i thought its a stretch of road with malls ah, pubs, cinemas or shops or whatsoever at the sides while the seaside with the view is besides it but NO! its not just any stretch of road its a road thats what? 500km?? nah, just a guess, but it well stretches over 3hours of ride!!! so the view outside is thus always good! then during the trip one will pass thru VAST lands of farms!! farming here strangely dun seem inferior and its just great.. green land, nice clouds, cooling air, cows and sheeps. theres so much interesting things abt the farms.

On way back right.. on many occasions can see cows queuing up to be milked, not anyhow Q up ah, its with order and discipline!! one after another, one after another, straight line somemore leh!! and i din know that theres 3 kinda cows, black-and-white patch ones r the milk bearers, brown r the for-cheese-use milk bearers, while the black cows r killed 4 meat. just amazing and even the letter box r diff. if ur letter box is that of a milk pail, u rear cows, if its a barrel, u plant grass. then one will ask "GROW GRASS 4 WAT? EVERYWHERE GOT WAH!" totally wrong man.. the grass they grow 1-2metres one, then bundle tgt is for export purposes. kinda like rolled up carpets with high grass densities. o~~ the open plains.

The road itself is amazing as said, big waves with millions of die-hard surfers. but the actual spot itself as in the 12apostles sea is unaccessible as its too stiff alr. the sand that formed the apostles is v.strange. when it touches sea water its harder than concrete, when it touches normal water or left to dry, it sandifies, if sandify is a word at all. no wonder so tall stand alone apostles wun fall la.. ok la, one fall liao..

Went with family which is good as we r separated in 2 places for most of the days le now. and this is life isnt it? relaxing and touring the world once in a while. getting close to nature, indulging in sight seeings, breath fresh air.. u know.. so nice..

And yvonne is here!!! hohohohoho.. she go craze arnd with frens to ocean road now le.. im sure she'll be amazed at the sight too man..

One point to note is that for aus, nature sights r really NATURAL! i thought like china SIA, millions of shops arnd selling merchandises and hundreds of ppl asking u need tour bo and whole place cut into sections where individual fees needs be paid to access.. here the 12apostles all those r in the wild! once a small town minutes away with 0 accompanying merchandise for sale. actually not v.good la, got sell better, as a ji nian mah... dun even have postcards too.. haha.. got a few helicopter shops there, bring u go up see see. im sure the view will be even better man.. but my mom and brother, esp my brother even vomited from the bus ride.. so nv go up the killer helicopter which will make one giddy like mad acc. to my dad. nonetheless, one shld really go to the 12apostles!!

scene on way

stopped at this small town midway to have lunch. love this town. so peaceful and quiet and such a beautiful hill at the back!

same town

Isaac Newton saw end of world in 2060

2007-06-19T19:53:00.000-07:00

According to here
here
here
here
and here,
Renowned British scientist Sir Isaac Newton, the father of modern physics and astronomy, predicted the world would end in 2060 in a 1704 letter that went on show in Jerusalem on Sunday.

Oh~~~ we r all gonna die.. :C

post CT exam

2007-06-14T20:52:00.000-07:00

My construction tech exam is over!! woohoo! to hell with the notes man.. it was ok i guess.. the examination hall ji big yi xia ah.. rmb the exhibition i showed u all last time, which of cos no one cares so i post the pic again..

So enormous inside!

got around 10 places this big gua inside.. so many students!!!! not jus architecture, got commerce all those too.. the examiners are siao one.. the chief examiner just say "times up" only they really is chiong leh!! then i was happily arranging the papers like in sg, then ZOOM, snatched by them liao.. wow.. scary.. heng mcq. if essay im sure, they'll onli get 2/10 of my papers.. haha..

foggy day~

YO,MAN

yo yo, box hill is on a hill c'mon

The following video damn good man.. for someone so un-presentable and totally loser style to win over the crowd and be so charming in a sense in his performance is really heartrending and stirring.. sob sob..

oh.. and guys, go watch community channel!!
its really so good! esp this..

ugh, off.

i hate emails

2007-06-13T02:02:00.000-07:00

And so last night i was highly motivated to study thru the night cos tml will be my exams!! dun last min work mah.. 2nd last min lo.. but strangely the di xi yin li dragged me onto bed at arnd 1am and i could get up again till 10 like that!!!! and no yan cheng xun, no one ask u to sing ur 地心引力！speaking of yanchengxun, the other F4 guy, wu jian hao's mama v.nice leh! he release new cd issit? thought he with another guy form band? and another song by him call "never let u go" or smth.. oso v.nice.. haha..

Ahhhhh, just a bit of a rant! theres 4 parts to the course im studying and to my new found knowledge, onli 2 is tested! but there was no substantiated exam format and stuff tested given to us!!!! and the onli reason i know is thru the email which is sent well.. just now.. gd thing i din study thru last nite cos i wanted to study one non-examinable portion. O~~ bless the god. the world is beautiful no?

So here i am!! 1st time finishing revision WAY b4 exam!!! exam is tml 2.15pm! and its all thx to the lack of info given so it actually did push ppl to study things like amazing pace.. haha..

test paper gone????

2007-06-11T03:47:00.000-07:00

Today v.sian from studying mah so come online la.. supposedly today get back folio and final results.. naturally excited.. most of the drawings inside took nights to finish so ok lo, go email check when can take back.. and there it is! a email from my teacher.. woohoo..

Ok, so it goes "hi shiyi, how r u?"... ok great, how r u? ... "I'm finishing marking ur folios..."YAY!! YEEHAA YEEHAA! "but......" O god.... "i cant find ur test paper, did u go 4 the test? if u din it will GREATLY affect ur grades.. pls tell me or the sub head ASAP, thx..." LOST MY EXAM PAPER???? in case im wrong, the exam was what? 1mth plus ago???? now then realize my test paper is gone??????? ARGHHHHHHH must this happen??? wah lao.. today they shld release final grade le then just onli realize a student's test paper is well, gone??

Wah lao.. just onli come this sch, DAMN many ppl like me no class cos sch nv allocate. pay $ one day late, dun let u enrol so dun give u class, timetable unaccessible cos com system change.. nv tell u whether u ESL (english as 2nd lang) so u NEVER know which class to go.. gave us a eng test to see who can go ESL which is way better cos got notes but ended up ESL filled with ABCs... and more and more.. oh.. and did i mention the faculty office ppl unfrenly till dun let u use thumbdrive cos it requires a admin password at their computers? i mean c'mon! we upload porn onto ur computer infront of u ah? dun dumb can?

Oh~~~ its gonna rain.. its gonna rain~~~

missA,camberwell arts supplies

2007-06-10T04:00:00.000-07:00

Today morning i woke up late at arnd 11 and after breakfast went to Camberwell with friend walk walk cos got a art supply store with discount. i went u mean oil paints are done on cloth???? wow.. din know that and oil paint have 4 series! the canvas and the stand is way cool! so professional.. and seriously the amt of ppl patronizing such shops more than clothes stores that r crowded.. oh~~ the atmosphere of art.. bought nth, go there help carry things onli..wah lao eh.. haha.. after which go drink boost lo, a chain store of smoothies, ice all those.. like the sweet talk of sg i guess.. then i bought blueberry blast. the strawberry one oso not bad la actually.. the price alone enough to make any1 go vegetarian thou. bought a cheese burger to eat on tram but the tram is 30+ min late!!!! stupid tram.. ended up burger turn cold and she ended up freezing from drinking the smoothie.. hahaha who ask u winter time wear single layer and drink cold stuff.. and the tram move ah move ah move ah~~~

drive2 and embedded xie xie ni de wen rou

2007-06-07T03:57:00.000-07:00

Oh~~~no... if its not thursday.. driving lessons in the morning..
nice song. (embedded)

歌手：s.h.e/飞轮海专辑：play

s.h.e:谢谢你如此温柔

s.h.e:捧着爱情静静等候

s.h.e:我的双手

s.h.e:其实同样在颤抖

s.h.e:但我能给你什么

s.h.e:我只是一个他遗忘的我

s.h.e:心被一扫而空

s.h.e:我会把你种在我心中

s.h.e:也许某天会终于

s.h.e:再次长出一个梦

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:明明是想靠近

飞轮海:却孤单到黎明

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:那爱情的绮丽

飞轮海:总是在孤单里

飞轮海:再把我的最好的爱给你

s.h.e:谢谢你如此温柔

s.h.e:点着笑容的灯火

s.h.e:只温暖而不打扰我的寒冬

s.h.e:还没决定往哪走

s.h.e:才所以不能答应你陪我

s.h.e:怕你会变成我

s.h.e:我会把你种在我心中

s.h.e:也许某天会终于

s.h.e:再次长出一个梦

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:明明是想靠近

飞轮海:却孤单到黎明

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:那爱情的绮丽

飞轮海:总是在孤单里

飞轮海:再把我的最好的爱给你

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:明明是想靠近

飞轮海:却孤单到黎明

飞轮海:不知道不明了不想要

飞轮海:为什么我的心

飞轮海:那爱情的绮丽

飞轮海:总是在孤单里

飞轮海:再把我的最好的爱给你

s.h.e:谢谢你如此温柔

s.h.e:点着笑容的灯火

s.h.e:只温暖而不打扰我的寒冬

s.h.e:还没决定往哪走

s.h.e:才所以不能答应你陪我

s.h.e:怕你会变成我

hair cut

2007-06-06T01:19:00.000-07:00

b4 haircut with the stylist at the back.. in sg all stylist from msia, then here also leh!!!!!haha.. cool.. they pointed out 2 places that sells gd sg and msia food 2 me.. haha..

short sia they cut till.. initially they say now the norm and 'in' hairstyle are long hairs.. then i nei xin fei teng cos i wan a long hair style then they continue saying 'but mah.. ur hair is curly, suitable for short hair...' - -!! actually the nicest is the back leh.. but however hard i try to take the pic its a black mess... hahaha.. too bad..dun think anyone cares anyways.. boohooohooo.. im a sad boy..

DUMBBELLS!! woohoo, im gg to be massive.. haha.. actually wan buy too but louey and me mah.. onli 2 left so 1 each..

this vid the hair stylist intro one.. she 40+ liao leh still watch youtube! so 'in'. hahah.. she from ma po.. then she oso watch b4 ma po de hua yu.. chinkuan intro last time too.. v.nice!

2007-06-04T23:36:00.000-07:00

God damnit, can upload pic liao.. but onli after i closed zonelab firewall.. there.. another protector hindering the processes of the very machine it is trying to protect.. dunno how 2 solve man.. im gg to be a monk to understand the true meanings of the World Wide Web..

Imac sia... nice to use leh.. the screen saver v.cool.. like it covers the whole screen with a layer of shade and when u switch it to standby there will be a light appearing at the place where u will think its just the monitor screen plastic.. gotta steal one home! hohoho..

mod of the last box ex for final presentation.. wah that day killer.. whole night no slp do this do folio do diary, morning no time eat go on cab on a heavy traffic.. wah dizzy till die..

S.H.E new cd v.nice..

nice ad.. v.deep leh the ads here.. that day got a coffee ad which is nescafe i think.. then it writes "where are the lost time together?" then flash the coffee.. wah... need wonder awhile SIA...

Totally cool!!!

and this nice game yv intro-ed!!! try it...

4 Second Frenzy

Watched 300 and JustFollowLaw after like, finally! justfollowlaw v.nice leh... haha.. fann acting gd sia.. 300 oso.. many blood.. hiak hiak hiak...

car2

2007-06-04T23:32:00.000-07:00

PHEW~~~ finally over... really hard man... lucky b4hand got go http://www.ehow.com/how_3234_drive-car-with.html learn learn 1st ah... go up 1st thing must step the clutch change to gear one, then if uphill still have 2 types of methods to take off.. got the eh... handgrip and the legbrake met. if wan to legbrake must step clutch find friction point which is damn tired. need to step just enough of the cluth to make the car stop.. heng no traffic arnd cos its IMPOSSIBLE to get it at the 1st time. then like pedaling bike la, clutch go down, accelerator go up and vise versa.. kao.. damn tired man... and i really underestimate e accelerator then i just da da li step lo then WOOOOOOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~ then press brake the coach fly out.. heng he muscle man ah got back... haha.. all in all not bad la.. navigation is surprisingly easy. just e change gear part.. no wonder auto de hua can few days learn finish this one at least 30 so said the coach... but still... manual de hua can buy cheaper cars, drive all types of cars and can buy sports car.. auto can meh auto can meh?? CANNOT AH!! WAKAKAKAKA..

cannot upload pic leh.. dunno y.. 2days back the norton act up la.. say u dun have virus difination, it is strongly recommanded to install.. but i dun wan use it liao mah so i dun care lo then thats it man.. cannot online liao.. it block every internet access to 'protect' the com i think.. no choice, use system restoration to get back to an earlier day then now can online liao but anything that requires log in obstacles aplenty ah.. solutions??? norton like cannot delete till clean leh.. damn it man.. no one say wan the damn software in e 1st place...

car

2007-06-04T23:12:00.001-07:00

GOING TO LEARN CAR IN 6MIN... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
5
4
3
2
1
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WISH ME LUCK!

videos

2007-05-28T17:17:00.000-07:00

Just gonna po some vids introduced in the sch mag.. hoho..

Grill SKILLZ! Rap

Average Homeboy

outta the numerous i think onli this 2 quite nice la... hahah.. oh ya.. we buy hse liao, FINALLY.. those pics r from the advertising crew of the real estate agent so dunno how long it'll remain on e internet.. so..

yo yo.. diddy is cool man.. so r the gambler crews..

i wish i could dance shit like they do man... anyways, exam break now, break the exam ah.. everyday can stay at home and do NOTHING. woohooo...

gray day, many hw

2007-05-20T15:33:00.000-07:00

Day:21/5/07
Weather:Gloomy
Playing:ShiJieMoRi-Jay Chou
Feeling:Kinda good, blocked nose cleared.

Today no school, no classes literally whole week le.. tml no sch, fri no sch, onli wed need go hand in things and present model, thur go let teacher see see essay. homework in uni is very different from past experiences. last time do hw is mainly due to fear of the teachers or peer pressure while now hw is for fear of my own future. u dun do the teacher wun express a hint of unhappiness, at most ask u buck up a bit..

So thats that for the following days, like pre-Alvls, study break. study for city in history and construction technology. i hate the latter, the physics part chicken like hell but the materials characteristics makes a brave learner cower. i wan to choose a blogskin with lines like a lecture pad leh, as in i write liao it will appear on lines and not like this.. more humane.. haha..

Go eat breakfast now, rope skipping in cold weather sure is hard.

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pics

2007-05-18T17:55:00.000-07:00

may the autumn wind blow away my troubles~

Models

box project E.2

Box E.3

Backyard with vegetables, flowers and rocks

Woods, cds and foams taken from sch cos they upgrade printers..

The school last year earned 200million from international students leh!!! then 20% of their revenue... the remainings shld be from the canteen!! nono, the book shop oso v.cheat $, no la.. i think the print cards... ok la, everything so ex!!! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

bday test

2007-05-13T08:06:00.000-07:00

Your Birthdate: September 25

Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words.
Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take.
You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it!

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2

You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

got this fr yv who in turn got it from grace..
You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it!
- -!! the 'w/o them realizing' part is depressing man..

mr duan

2007-05-11T01:59:00.001-07:00

Today while commuting to school on the disgusting tram, i saw a chinese guy asking the tram driver directions then i was like hahaha.. that dumb guy.. moments later while i was waitin 4 train the same guy approached me 4 road directions!!! after some talking, he's actually a v.nice guy and he's not Chinese, he's a Vietnamese from Vietnam taking his eng course and and on to hospitality. he's calling Duan, pronounced 'DUN4!!!' he's from the Ho Chi Minh city which was called Saigon. due to my long affiliations to vietname for our shared history of oppressions from the foreign devils and gd frenship for thousands of yrs, i was much interested in our vietnamese friend.. b4 the foreign devils arrives, vietnam ppl shld be one of the few ctries in the world where the general population dun smoke and drink leh! in just a few yrs time, their image is now that of a violent and untamed grp of refugees wearing big strawhats and everyones evil enuff to mock them.. hahahahahha, those stupid looking big strawhats...

As many vietnamese ppl speaks chinese i was eager to hear one speak, too bad he dun then i say "oh, so u r a vietnam vietnamese la?" sounds dumb? just yest i said to the shopkeeper the below...
"hey, can i have some transparencies?"
"what kind?(he mean what colour)"
"the transparent ones.."
the shopkeeper killed himself with staples...

Duan another funny guy.. he aboard at the terminal same as me mah and there r virtually no vietnam ppl arnd so i suspect he's my neighbor's relative liao cos my neighbour say her brother coming... so i ask him la...
me"hey, so u live on begonia street oso?"
D "ya!"
me"REALLY?? then i think i know u! u living with ur relatives right?"
D "ya!! my sister..."
me"cool!! cos my mom knows ur sister and she had been saying her brother is coming, so its u!! HAHAHAHAHA"
d "hahaha.. ya.. i live on this spurs street..."
I jumped out of the train windows..

Speaking of vietnam, their rice noodle nice dao~~~~ made me think of this mekong restaurant in town that serves nice viet food and more so, a lunch with someone there in the distant past, long lost in memory, hai.. this is the onli pic left of her...

Read smth yest thats quite interesting.. so in the course of my extensive and in dept research on asia history i came across this word, corea. wondering if its a brand of kimchi i did some quick research and found that it was the word for korea b4 the war! the war here being the war japan waged agnst korea leading to her colonization.. then the island dwarfs went.. hmmm.. C-orea the C is b4 our ctry J-apan that J, how can???? we shall change it to K!!!! so fr then on, Corea is Korea for eternity.. isnt it just retarded?

Sail me to Ho Chi Minh city!

Shang hai essay

2007-05-10T00:21:00.000-07:00

Recently life's crap.. need do homework till 3-4 or evn 5am to finish.. then that day (tue) i say ok, i shall slp at wake up at 7 to do hw cos sch onli starts at 1pm then PI LA! not even half done ah.. heng that day not the real deal, need show u got do smth can le.. one of my fren stress dao~~ skip many days of sch le.. then talk thru sms he's literally a zombie.. but little wonder la huh.. just look at the number of books i borrowed to do an history essay..

= =
Today got this exam tip lec, ALL ASIANS AH!!! those bloody nerds... aiyooooooo sian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when will june come when will june come?

Today saw this coffee booth that i've nv seen b4 in sch!! v.deserted place ah but the coffee's nice.. then after i order expresso the ah pek gave me a over sized poker card then i can actually choose who to give the profit to leh.. then there got 3 slots, charity , environment and owner.. then we all give charity.. hahaha.. why the uncle do this ah? i mean he open coffee booth to help the world? so weida? no la, actually he's a millionaire and he wants to do good 4 the world but he dun wan to do superficial things like donate $ directly so he's doing this kinda thing to get close to society and giving what he took from society back to society.. such great ambitions and dreams truly touches any1 man..

oh oh.. and i started watching full hse le.. boring sia 1st ep.. got so nice so as mentioned by the world meh?

fly birds, fly!

mse trap and tough life

2007-05-03T02:56:00.000-07:00

wah mse trap
woah woah, as i tried to make my mark, i got a S-- and a N, thats the lowest mark! oh man.. at this rate, i'll fail history along with a thousand ppl and have to repeat this elective! got a few yr2 in my lec ah, then i alw laugh at them secretly in my heart 4 failing hist.. hahaha... shld work hard for the 35% assignment next up. acc. to the teacher, there is a enormous drop out rate for my faculty leh!!! oh man.. how long onli, true enough the lec much more empty one, save 4 my frens in class, no others skips lec, so most r really nv coming again. tut oso 2-3 ppl 4-5weeks nv come tut le.. 'we have lost them.......' so said the cher..

This morning went to wattle park walk walk arnd ALONE! of cos its impossible 2 wake ppl up accompany u go take a walk arnd 8 right? furthermore e onli fren, missA who lives down the street is crazily fierce so calling her will b suicide.. that time i joke joke say "tml i have to wake at 6, i call u disturb u ah!!!" then she replied "FUCK U!".. girls nowadays ah~~~~ speaking of 6, i 5plus in the morning abit awake le leh.. am i turning crazy?

Yest got demonstration rally here SIA! the student union is idiotic, we pay so much sch fee liao, they dun let us use their canteen and microwave!!! how can like this right? and the sch does NTH to stop them! the arch building is seriously tearing down but NO MONEY is pulled into restoration. the lift proudly boosts "made in 1950" and the newly renovated 3rd floor looks normal, suggesting vividly its conditions b4.. then see la, now i can bring food, cannot heat food. to think yest they were demonstrating 4 students' rights...

exams~~

2007-04-30T03:32:00.000-07:00

Exam's coming!! rip liao man.. the school say history open book then everyone HENG AH~~~ they heng 4 the wrong reasons man!! u flip book till u die oso cannot find answer ah!

herald sun camberwell rotary artshow

2007-04-28T03:30:00.000-07:00

Today i went to the 'herald sun camberwell rotary artshow'. the amt of ppl Q.many SIA. if in sg u go arts fair ah, u r destined to have a ruinous life of failures and mockeries 4 eternity.. haha.. so i enjoyed a diss-free arts exhibition today. heard of this arts fair from a old couple which is my neighbour as i caught them on tram the other day as they described to me how to get there.. "its easy to get there, i dunno how 2 say, but the road u take is like a snake.." hahaha.. like ok, well, i'll just move like a snake and i'll be get there if thats what they mean.. so i just concurred with their keen interest in art which is partially correct too as i,myself,is into arts anyways.. wahhh cannot take pictures a pity SIA, many r v.nice leh.. these is this bird pictures by Cooke Lyn and trees pictures by Barne Mark that xiang dao~~~~ unfortunately all r local artistes or amateurs(not amateur as in their skills, but reputation), so no info can be found online. plus, some can fetch handsome prizes like 15000 leh!! somemore its a competition oso so all displayed gets like 1000-20000 liao.. what a haul, what a haul they must be exclaiming..

regrettably, this pic depicts the amt of ppl, NOT!

the show 'my girl' v.nice if this is even an appropriate time to comment abt this..

scary exp

2007-04-21T21:34:00.000-07:00

today is so sos osososososoo f-king scary!! my brother went missing! luckily he was found. thank god! he go with my mom ride bike in the nearby park then my brother go up a hill and nv came back! meanwhile i was at city taking pictures 4 my assignments then imagine my fear la.. heng in the end found my bro le.. he wonder off himself onto the main road, heng got a angmoh lady drive car take him home. wah lucky so many nice ppl arnd, my mom say got many ppl come out of their houses help find in the park, plus they call their frens all those.. you jing wu xian ah, lucky. much thx 2 missA oso, if she havent chiong outta her hse go help find, she wouldnt see my brother waiting at the doorstep after the lady sent him home le.. acc. to my mom when she chiong home with much emotions to find my brother, he was there happily spinning hollahoop. slap him ah! hahaha.. so glad its fine. on the cab the driver was v.nice too. here take cab not 10,20dollars can handle de leh. a few metres $1 more, so i onli $35 then i ask him how much is needed. he say 20+ so i heng ah.. enough.. after telling him the situation and asking him to pls hurry, he really does hurry leh, and he joins in the cursing of the road blocking trams and traffic disobeying pedestrians. go to hell, trams! its the worst pub.transport, EVER. their lane in the middle of the road, so they stop take/drop passengers need every car wait 4 them leh. and due to general aging and more slack lifestyles, it made it hellva worse if u get wat i mean. speaking of the taxi driver, i pay him $30 in adv so i can quickly alight later. proves he was a super bad estimator cos soon it shoot over $30 le.. then he immediately turn off the meter leh.. so nice right.. but i still paid him all my money. $35... so lucky we r not in other ctries where kids just disappears and gets stolen and sold or the whole family will collapse for sure. my hearts goes out to the homeless kids and kids who were abducted and cutten off legs and hands and forced to beg. kids dealers r the worst kind of anti-humanitarian bastards arnd..

u know the human skeleton collection in cambodia? done by the nortorius polpot. during then it is said, during gun's cleanings, that time they still use those revolvers. need clean the 5holes mah.. so they couldnt find suitable brushes and then they realize small children fingers just nice but its hard to operate a alive child's hand.. the rest is obvious.

On a lighter note, life's so stressful no wonder anime's r so sought after. the reality of life have taken away most joys and adventuous spirits but the japanese managed to revived that craving 4 adventures by introducing manga and anime! thru it, ppl can live the charactors' lives as their own and escape for awhile from this bloody world. humans have turned until so pathetic dun u feel? having to resort to fiction to feel alive in a non-friction world.. somemore all troubles r ownself create one.. the 1st guy who talked abt having a market is really a donkey. the 1st one who invented trade shld be executed. last time so peaceful, everyday just swing around like tarzen and hunt for food, then someone started saying "alright.. let us create coins,trade and a market so that we can, u know, sell to each other things that we got for free from the nature." then thats it, ppl started chasing after wealth and such, and we have to study study study then work work work, and finally die.. wah happy sia..

yest went to this chinese res. so nice! nice as in the decorations and such, not the food. nono, definately not the food. the hokkien mee not nice one..

dunno so auto for what public toilet washing area. this one made till so high tech la, doors automatic,auto flush, auto wash, auto toilet roll(wan take toilet paper u need to press a button), then everything so nice and its built near many tram and train stops. u see this liao go see the dire conditions of the city toilets lo.. tourists will be so disappointed la..

von's gone

2007-04-16T04:11:00.000-07:00

Von's gone back... hai... the book of 'boredom in school' have started a new chapter.. met a new fren today with introduction from yv.. wah yv here afew days like more frens than me liao.. haha.. Aveil's the 1st chinese i met here that din came from a family thats dirt rich. the other chinese just spend $ like water lo.. u see how they waste $ u will wan to hate them too. hai... time to do hw.. von shld be halfway back le ba..

von came to melb

2007-04-14T19:26:00.000-07:00

Yesterday vonvon came to Melb to play!!! ahhhhhhhhh.. so happy, so happy, so elated, so jubilant! like imagine meeting an old friend overseas after so long. just great, really.

Went Chinatown in the morning meet her, and there u r, yvonne yvonne!!

Then dunno go where mah cos von the suaku like nv see many things b4.. like c'mon la, canberra dun even have kbox and neoprints.. hahahaha.. here the kbox not like sg one ah.. not for the weak this one.. u go in must be prepared to drink ALOT of beer and have to be mentally prepared for the almost certain fights and quarrels. no kidding.. then bring her to my school gaigai la but then on the way is the biggest mall, i think, Melb central mah.. so nice the roof of the building. wow.. i din know the place so big la.. that night came watch movie oso not so big oh.. is it cos all shops were closed thats y? watch 'meet the robinsons' guys! nice!

Got the bar+pool+bowling place here.. damn nice ah.. but afternoon the place boring sia.. at night its FULL.. full till u wan a pooltable need wait 30min like that. the bowling oso is sofa chairs lo.. haha.. v.messy la the place but no match for the rest of the city, esp. chinatown. then von had a thousand thing she wan to do so nv watch movie as planned. on hindsight correct la, watch movie where cannot right.. haha so we went to watch a football match!!! a live football match in a gigantic dorm leh!!!!! St. kilda vs Western bulldogs.

Before the match we went the seaside eat lunch. not say seaside la, more like a port, dock, whateva.. shld be dock la, the place called docklands. haha.. so we ate fish and chips! the food is terribly ugly like as usual but the view at this particular resturant is exceptionally nice so not too bad.. many seagulls and yachts and salty water arnd.. too bad yest's hot. if windy abit would be perfect. kekekekke.

dunno what she taking pic of la.. haha..

- -!!
After the scream-till-u-die footy match which has NO chinese spectaculars, we went to the yarra. wah lao, all asians come here onli care abt making $ de ah.. cos we come in see some shopkeeper is chinese then we hengggg ah.. still got chinese. imagine the 10000 stadium onli 2 chinese (me and von) la.. then we cont. walking walking, kao.. really no chinese come to watch match leh. we sit down liao von say "hey a chinese!" then i YAYYY!! then look again she selling french fries. bloody hell..

Oh ya.. the yarra. its sg-river aus style, basically it.. oso just a BIG drain minus the stench plus the nice sceneries along the sides. wah at night stroll there romantic SIA, but the endless groups of party kids screaming and chatting happily sure is a scary. then a group of TALL africans walked past one of them shout to the others "nice weather today" hahahah.. so funny.. like they gg to party thru the night, this is so not the comments wanted la.. somemore he speaks like those rappers.

After which meet von's fren take hse keys then sent her home but send till nearly there liao i see the watch WAH!! 11.30 LIAO! im gg to miss the last tram home! heng onli afew min walk home for yv ah.. or else if she lost in melb ahhh~~ then in the morning still got 3 koreans approach us say korean leh.. then i wanted to ask them y they love kimchi so much and whats the meaning of shipala. heng i nv ah.. then they goes "hey, u guys wants to join us for church?" then wanting to get out i replied "oh..we r actually from Canberra, just taking a look arnd this city." APPARENTLY they thought canberra's a place in melb cos they cont. saying "OHHH.. then u know where is Glen Ferrie, our church's there!!" have to repeat 3-4times we from Canberra then they gave up. im negatively sure they still thought Canberra's in Melb. hahaha.. koreans' lang sure is fierce but they really polite as pointed out by yv. chinese meet u 1st time will bow de meh? sell u french fries then got ah! hahahahaha.

O.. and we went to this reptile and aquarium shop. so many lizards and snakes and fishes for sale! one small small snake $250 liao leh. and outside got sell chicks for $2.50 like that, food 4 the snakes i guess. i know all of u's polluted mind will drift away from the animal to a lady lo!

flying anchor!!!
i hope yv stays here 4 good man.. YVONNE DUN GO BACK!!! DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..

pool, toy, puff

2007-04-07T05:54:00.000-07:00

Yest thx 2 boring gd fri, every shop close.. then outing cancelled.. shipala..
Bought this nice puffs thou, paiseh, not curry puffs.. so yum so nice so wooo.. onli the crest identical to curry puff but the inside totally diff. no wonder this one $9 for 6 still so many idiots buy..

This morning go Kmart with fam. then this machine, the toy one which u op. a weak like hell claw try to claw up toys, ya? then i got 3!!! 75% success rate.. woohoo..

Evening i wanted go lib return bk go home liao, so i onli wore tees and jeans, for a 15degrees day, its scary.. then miss A,girl who's fam. accomodated us when we just reached ask me go play pool suddenly. then go lo.

The pub is suprisingly clean, as in not luan, then all angmohs drinking cokes and smoking onli. the smoking atmosphere is kinda gd cos keeps one warm. keke.. the onli terror is when my companion 4 the while swears and curses along with my neighbouring angmoh players who's professional with own sticks.

The ball is billard style lo, so small. but its pool, so needless to say my plays are HAHAHA. onli last match i won, i 6-8shots nv hit in no.8 she still cant win, see how diao i am? aiyo~ then saw some of her frens arnd thre too. got one so pro, from monash uni taking finance acc. any qn i can help ask. haha..

After which go hungry jack eat, man.. the jack kid sure is hungry. then i sent her home, (we live on same street. HAHAHA).

Shld i study?? shld i?????? i found 3in1 coffee at last!! woohoo.. but after mths of making my own coffee i know how 2 make latte that looks like those outside liao, can ask me 4 guidance if u EVEN CARE!

no life drawing and gd coffee

2007-04-02T01:06:00.000-07:00

Today i carried bulks of life drawing materials to school only to know that today we'll be doing photoshop today. the last experience of life drawing was still scary as the model is really no svelte and we have to draw her, draw 'her' literally in her bday suit. then 1st week we nv get any pretties then the next lesson is guy liao.. hai.. our terror is not yet over.

After the photoshop we went to canteen to eat at melbourne uni noodles (good la mian) then carrying our steaming hot noodles which threatens to wriggle off our hand and scorching the earth below we finally see a table at the far horizon. confirming it is not a mirage, we chiong towards it then taadaa.. 4 indian ppl literally made a dash 4 it after seeing us. kao eh.. we holding so heavy and hot food then they holding nth, not even roti prata and curry then they wan steal the place. so openly somemore. then no choice we go out the canteen then turn back they looking at us with mocking faces. assholes.. i hope microsoft dun employ them..

So no choice la, only empty space is at coffeeX but must buy coffee to sit so we bought iced mocha which is actually quite gd, v.gd in fact. so woohoo.. we bought out seats at AUS$4.90 per seat.

Anyways yest i go garden drawing landscape myself. wah.. the scariness, so many ppl walking past see see.. imagine they see liao then PUUUUUUUU, spit out saliva and choke on it in laughter. hahahaha so i nv dare look at their expressions which may be demonstrating exaggerated emotions. so the book was right, need 3-4hrs to draw, i drew for 2hrs then half done only. tdy after sch wanted go draw again but lighting's diff from tml so shadows diff liao cannot draw. heng i smart ah, yest got take pics.. phew.. finally finished.. bloody hell... so many hws to be done by wed. damnit damnit damnit.

timber wkshop

2007-03-27T01:22:00.000-07:00

Life in uni is a endless struggle with the endless streams of funny-dressed ppl handing out brochures from the 'socialist' society and posters all arnd warning u of the unrealistic dangers of not joining the student union. at a rate of $6 per week, their capitalist act wun impress the socialists 4 sure.

Yest we had timberworkshop. so fun! we get to build a bridge from wood (hanna hanna of cos wood la, timberwkshp leh..) then the tanky teacher will put a load that looks like 500kg on it see the defection. ours defected for 69mm w/o breaking!!! wahahaha so ichiban. the other grps breaks almost instantly as the load hits the grnd with a deafening sound.

Next up we needta build a arch in which our teacher Mr Australia will load thousands of bricks on it with the sole purpose of destroying it.

Passer-by A: WAH V.NICE LEH!!
hannor hannor, i oso think so!

Our teacher who is truly a cognoscente with his work posing with the winner grp.. lihai leh this grp, tahan so many bricks....

the bridge.. the teacher ah, say:"what a nice piece of work" then throw our bridge into the corner mindlessly to be recycled then i quickly go pick up after class snap a pic b4 its minced by woodeating machines of the industrial evolution!

model and new phone

2007-03-21T03:03:00.000-07:00

Today is a happy day as i actually got chosen as the class top 2 for my surface model! woohoo! but i shall be humble and stay low-toned. then just now presentation v.diu lian. cos arnd 4-5classes in the classroom then i thought i must present so i v.scared. then the teacher suddenly pointed and say "how abt that one? who made it?" then i quickly "me!" then i realize he pointing at another work not mine.. hahaha.. heng i "me" in a small voice, few heard me.. at class presentation i said smth like "cos the angle ah..." wahh when will i ever speak like an angmoh in eng and like a chinese in chinese.

Also today morning some strange man called then he went "hello, im from ASD#@FG$ telecom, u have won a new phone!!!" then he v.accented and i "ok..who r u agn?" "im ________from ___________" the _______ r the parts i missed. in the end i thought its a scam ah but he say "it will be delivered in afew working days" then hang up liao.. haha if its true then sibei gd la.. but i still like cannot believe leh, like i dun even know what telecom company is that..

But happy moments r so rare that im unhappy now agn cos tml need hand in numerous hw. the word numerous is v.gd to use, i used it abt 6times in my hist assignment the day b4 last.. keke..

And the copyright law strict dao~~~ i wanted to take pic of another person's model then my fren say "NO!! COPYRIGHTED!!!" then i scan arnd, ppl were actually just taking notes and noone's snapping shots. i exclaimed in wonder for the english capacity of those taking notes as they can actually copy down a 'picture' in the format of words.. amazing........

royal exh. bldg and museum

2007-03-15T03:56:00.000-07:00

Today went on a field trip with fellow arch students to the royal exhibition hall which is oso next to the melb museum. both r v.impressive and nice places which actually a pleasure to draw. however i alw cannot establish a general outshape of a bldg with precession. like cannot make the joints meet, pls do not diss me on this.. i really dunno how yet...

Here r the pics.

The royal exh. bldg.

The museum.they oso got a imax theater in it and a function room which is really cool and a sci centre at the grnd floor with a student room which is v.nice with a round arnd the room sofa. the imax theater say it has the world's largest screen. haha it shld b true cos its really v.big!

tough day

2007-03-14T14:50:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was really a tough day! need present a model for a entrance to a gym,comments on article,and need to explain whats a mobius strip.. so the night b4 i slpt late to do the bloody entrance la..

In school,
Teacher:EDMOND! WHATS A MOBIUS STRIP?
me:eh.. it has one side only so can only paint it with one colour.. kekek.. *nervous laughter
Teacher:HMMMMMM... i think we can paint it with 2 colours then if we infinitely rotate it, the 2colours will merge..
*ohhhs and ahhhs echoed thru the classroom. i seriously dunno what the teacher meant.

later on,,,
Teacher:EDMOND! TELL US ABT UR PHOTOS DEPICTING 'SURFACE'.
me:ehhhhh... i nv print out any new pictures since last week.
ppl starts shaking heads in disgust, damnit, i thought this hw next week.

even later on,,,,,,,,,
Teacher:OK, HOW ABT THAT ENTRANCE MODEL OVER THERE? HAR,, EDMOND~ OK COME UP!
me:ok, i did this becos i think that a gym demonstrates strength so i thought maybe a model with fire arnd it will depict that..
Teacher:streng?
me:streng.
Teacher:ohhhhhh...strength... why strength?
me:gym mah!!! (loud laughters)
(................ read it as stren-g cannot meh?)
meanwhile.. Teacher:its gd u r thinking along that line, so u can oso inculcate in like u know, vanity?
(i dunno y i 4got whats vanity means)
me:VANITY? what does that mean?(more laughters..)

hai......... what a terrible day.. in the end turns out my model still wrong cos dun depict surface.. onli 3angmohs did the models correctly man.. cannot deny we asians eng not gd enuff.. ok la, give me chinese one oso i wun know whats it talking abt.. damnit..

Right the other day, someone fainted on the tram!! yet another comrade has fallen pray to the relentless persuade of lustful wealth.. and i din realize someone's fainted until i see ppl chiong-ing over to where im standing then i turn arnd WAHHH KAO! the girl who was right beside me faint liao then i last to know.. bloody hell...

Then on monday, labour day mah.. then road block, tram stop, so everyone must walk.. tamade, really labour ah..

nice weather

2007-03-12T00:24:00.000-07:00

Love the 4seasons ctries. its so cool that during cold days u can enjoy things like hot drinks while on hot days, things like icecream. u probably wun get that in sg where u can onli enjoy the latter scenerio. cold things makes ur heart weaker and gives u many problems, speaking of which it is said that we inhale so many chemicals, we wun decompose as fast. whats fang fu ji in english? so if b4 we die we tell our heirs, 'throw me into the sea, i wan to go with the waves.' then they really throw and if by chance u decompose slow enough to float till the south pole.. then hoho.. u no need think of ever decomposing liao.. plus u get floated by the sea water which in turn froze to ice givin u a permanent floated look.. oh boy, u'll be netted and put next to mummies in the british royal museum in showrooms showcasing the evolution of mummies..

hai..

2007-03-09T23:59:00.000-08:00

Today went hse seeing. the house was WAHHHHHH.. damn nice la, its those japanese style architecture with those gardens and stick out wood blocks where one can dine. and their decorative theme oso v.japan and chinese. they even have those lantern lights. like those ancient chinese drawings on the outside. then switch on light the pics will be luminated.. hahahha.. the hse reasonably cheap compared to other areas. but then ah!!! AHHHHHH..

We took 765 there but the stop is at a loop arnd. means there is no bus stop for 765 opp.!!!! so what to do? FIND ANOTHER STOP LA.. then we finally found one arnd 1hr later partly becos we realize its a loop arnd onli after awhile.. then we wait wait wait at the stop then no bus came leh. then a drunk looking guy came and he was v.scary looking. haha then i wanted to ask him 4 guidance on my quest home but my mom stopped me. but thinking that i have enough influence from watching jet li and bruce lee films i asked him how to go the nearest railway station and i realize his eyes r GREEN!!! ahhhhhhh i alw wanted to meet a green eye guy cos they r exotic and rumoured to onli exist in italy!! then actually he v.frenly but indeed scary looking cos of being too drunk his eyes cant concentrate. however he was helpful enough to point us the right way (opp the road). phew.. we finally can go home.all thx to Mr Italy's green eyes which has the ability to check maps using global systems - -!!

At the station we suddenly smelt haze. then i thought, oh.. just someone BBQ-ing paper in their backyard but NO! the track was on fire!!!!! it was hot so i use my ultra high IQ to deduce the cause as heat. but then someone was yelling madly at the other side saying smth like "what??? u gonna hit me?" then i realize he threw a cigarette there or smth and burnt some of the rubbish there. and he was yelling at a cool looking bold chinese. wah and the chinese shot back insults leh.. strong man.. gd thing another guy went to extinguish the fire b4 a train came,explode,and we'll all be like those exploded away characters in walt disney cartoons.

And sch sure is tough! so many hw, projects and shit.. last time projects r done in grps of 4-5. or at least pair, now ALL INDIVIDUAL WORK!!! wah kao.. somemore need present many things in class. and need comment on many things leh. the teacher will suddenly ask u.. grrrl.. oh and that day i go out take pics on surface caught this wonderful pic!

hai... i oso dunno y i so lihai..

Post Alvl

2007-03-03T21:10:00.000-08:00

As everyone was coming vis-a-vis with the harsh realities of A-lvl results release day yest, i was continuing life as usual here doing research on Shanghai for my history module. i've heard that much din do well, not just in JJ but in other schs too and sadly my allegory,or somewhat fable,of the spider din give much motivations. but there r still some ways to go, with the newest additions of unis to sg, it will be easier to get in some of it with worse grades. i dunno much abt SIM but NSW's got a new campus in sg, heard its easier to get in as interest isnt high. i dunno how true it is.

And i think the most easy way to go and perhaps the cheapest is actually going to London like cheewee to take the Alvls in june. its easier and u onli need 3mth of staying there. cheewee spent arnd 8000 for the exam and stuff so everything add up liao shld be arnd 20000+ SGD, sounds like alot but thats not even a yr's tuition fee in most oversea schools and it's 1time payment. after that can use the june results to apply singapore sch. but details on how to get abt doing this have to ask cheewee. i really dunno.

Hai.. anyway that day i saw this damn nice cat!!! v.v.v.pretty leh.. its gray and its domestic cat, but it will follow whoever that works by.. haha speaking of loyalty. then it follow me i quickly took some pics but all couldnt express even half of its beauty sadly.

Yest oso saw many boys and girls playing cricket on a amazingly hot day.. wahh no wonder angmoh all so strong la, since young they prac cricket in crazy hot weathers liao..

BMW motorbike advertisement!!

hohoho.. tree made from seashells! think i can host 'Artattack' liao.. YAY

scary and gd luck.

2007-03-01T00:11:00.000-08:00

Today morning on the tram was scary. got this gangsta looking gangster walked up the tram and he was like swinging arnd in that 'hit me' style. then the ticket checkers was laughing at some jokes then the gangster which i shall call mr.flower for his flowery shirt asked 'what u guys laughin abt?' then the tix ppl replied 'well its a happy day.'
mr flower:yeah, despite death and hatred, life's still gd.

Wahhh i impressed leh, mr flower can say smth like this.. then after the tram took off the tix guys came arnd checking tix la and when they go up to mr flower, he suddenly yell 'i dun have a f$#king tix, what u gonna do muthaf#@ks, fine me?'
tix guy 1:'no we wun, we'll invite u down.'
mr flower:'well i'll travel w/o tix, so f$#k that!'
tix guy 2:'no nth's free sir, u got to pay.'
mr flower:'so u wan $ har.. u muthaf#@ks, i wun buy a f#@king tix! so money's wat u wan har? i wun buy the tix, u wan it u can take the f@#king money and buy it for me!'
(haha so fast submit liao but his voice damn vulgar and scary sounding.)
tix guys in union:'well we dun actually need ur $, our govt's rich enough, we just wan u to do the right thing, so what tix u wan?'
mr flower:'WELL I DUN CARE WHAT F$#KING TIX U R BUYING, JUST BUY ME A F#@KING TIX U MUTHAF@#KS!!'
and then it was all clear till mr flower alight and shooting the tix guys a warning which i cant hear quite well. it was damn scary la, and i was sitting right infront of mr flower and i thought he's gg to take me as a hostage to evade the tix 4 a moment there man.. gd thing it was over quite quickly but still its not quite smth that can happen in sg right..

And its Alvls tml! i suddenly remember a story that befits this situation rather nicely and can hopefully serve as smth motivational.

So theres a spider climbing this wall but it was wet from the rain earlier so it keeps climbing a bit and falling right back.

A man came along and saw it, 'hai...' he thought, 'aint i just like this spider, i worked hard like a idiot 4 all my life but what have i established? NOTHING!' soon, he died from sadness.

A 2nd man came along and saw it, 'haha..' he thought, 'aint it stupid of the spider? he could have tried some other paths up the wall.' soon, the man got a better job cos he learnt to be smarter.

A 3rd man came along and saw it, 'AHA!' he thought, 'aint it touching? even a spider can try relentlessly to get smth, and im here not working hard?' soon, he became a successful man in society cos he thinks positively and is willing to work hard.

This story tells us that perspectives of things can really change the outcome of it, so ppl, relax, take a deep breathe and whatever the outcome is tml, take it like the 3rd man and u'll do good! =)

sch start

2007-02-28T02:34:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was not a very good day. i went school but since i havent got my student card the sch didnt confirm my enrollment and thus i wasnt allocated a class. but turns out its not such a bad thing after all cos i anyhow find a class to join then i arrived late at this class tgt with a v.pretty girl called lynn. no,not u zx!! and the reason im late is really stupid. the sch started at 9 and the teacher emailed all of us at 7 to tell us A3 paper is needed! c'mon this is so obviously they wan to make $ la. cos really all flocked the bookstore to buy A3 drawing blocks at a bloody ex price of like $7 for 20+!! @#^$%*&^$&! today oso..

old lecturer: ok ppl, u all need to prepare 3 diff pieces of paper by the next tutorial which is eh.. 15min later.. kekeke.. oh.. the sch bookshop sells them..

Another $2.5 cheated..

Then we were told we no need any textbooks but the lecturer just introduced a suddenly 'compulsory' textbook and dozens of notes and stuff. the txtbk is $110. needless to say, he points the way with a wide grin at the bookshop.

Ta ma de.. cheat $ leh.. ok back to lynn, oh i mean my class.. so we started the lesson by drawing each other... kekekekekeke.. and thru the convo she said that she's from msia(another msian.....) and dun speak much chinese(another non-chinese speaking chinese) and had been here for 1yr. she's really nice to talk to la but our tutor sucks.. he speaks v.softly, like Mmmmmm..mmmm..mMmm!! then u have to ask him close-up afterwards then only can hear.. and i was not-so-surprisedly told that we will be taught drawing 4 only 1week and then we r on our own.. the reason im not so easily surprised is that the uni itself is a wonder! u got see sch everyday fair and have concert one?? so heres the deal, we r in architecture which requires drawing and photoshoping alot but we r only taught this 2 in 1week. sounds really moralizing =)

But then agn since every1 b4 us had done it y cant we right? the tutorial today anther joke. the teacher came in selfintro then gave a email then i hear till j.staughtin, then i turn to my right, liushuai wrote j.staughtOn, i turned to my left, ben wrote j.staughtaurn. i made up my mind not to ever email the teacher..and oh.. liushuai is from tianjin oso!!! we can form a 2-men strong TJ-gang liao. yay.. and so we spent 3hrs studying the concept of 'surface'. i still dunno what the hell it is.. and oso we made numerous paper models that must exhibit the 'surface' side. more ??s, and the instruction says u must crease,fault-line,fold,tactile,sheet,tessellation,texture,boundary,nomad,and mobius-strip the paper. hai... i and liushuai had a fun time learning new eng vocab instead.

I oso find it bloody funny when ppl call me Edmond. hahah.. so not used to it. and the angmohs all say surface as ser-fers. sounds like surfers. then imagine the lecturer said smth like 'a surfers can be flat or round and u cant move through them!' @_@ today lynn said, "edmond,wan go have lunch?" i laughed like a jackass.

And lastly i reached home only at 9pm today!! since 11 since i misread the timetable's 1pm as 11. heng i met david who have it gd. he yr2 11dismiss liao. i 6.15 then end. damnit.

nice

2007-02-26T03:52:00.000-08:00

There r numerous sand arts vids arnd but i esp like this one. gotta give credit. watch! esp. the ending part. really nice...

wasted day

2007-02-26T03:00:00.000-08:00

Wasted a day in school today. Apparently 1st week only need attend lecture so today actually no need go one. then i wan make student card 1st found out i nv bring enrollment confirmation slip. heng the girl say give student no. can liao then she asked 4 the tuition fee receipt. then --------______--------.. nv bring that one too. AHHHHHHHHH.. wasted $6.10.

After that go harvery norman return them the digital tuner crap and got back full refund! hoho.. this is a gd ctry. u dun like anything can just return to the shop and they must give u refund of some sorts.

I oso realised that none of my uni frens speaks chinese. these days, chinese kids aint speaking chinese anymore and no one can take life slowly anymore.. hai.. tml have lecture. im prepared to see ppl tearing one another's clothes and biting each other's head to get the best view liao.. u see how many ppl bring recorders of sorts lo.. its an 'ipod' lecture hall. can record from the com after the whole lec.

Anyway embeded a song. hoho see weiting! this one better hor? does it load on ur com?

sch starts tml

2007-02-25T01:09:00.000-08:00

School starts tml.. hai.. boring..

orientation end

2007-02-23T02:11:00.000-08:00

Today marks the end of orientation. not that its much of a big deal.

So everyday is basically go sch, listen to endless talks abt endless things, walk arnd with david and sometimes shiemin, get goodie bags IF they r free, rant abt the ridiculously lousy and ex canteen food and finding suitable CCAs. And today im cheated leh. their advertisement says $3 for 1hotdog,2donuts,and a free 600ml coke. sounds like hellva good deal la then when i pay ... its $7!!! then i #@!%$@$*^%#& there write $3 leh, the waitress smiled and said its $3 MORE to get the 2donuts and drink. wah i resee, kao.. the 'more' word is so subtle every1 would miss it.

And im gg to join Taiji quan! woohoo. gg 4 the 1st lesson next wed. glad that its free but subsequently its $90 per 24lessons. cheaper than the rest but still scary price. fencing's cool and nice but its $110 and ends at 9. if i live at hostel then gd lo. cos 6am can go pool swim, then at night go fencing at 9 then go com lab play lan thru the night.. keke.. cos 24-hr access to computer labs mah.. but day dream only la, i live 1.5hrs away from sch!! bloody slow tram, take train only need 50min but more troublesome.

The school think they v.cute oso. many confusing and potentially insulting rules.
Like 4eg, u need to enroll to use e coms, but u need the com to enroll.
Another is u need to enroll to see the timetable, but we only got to enroll today and the coms need to process it out only on monday. heng monday no sch and our faculty head, miss 'invhearhername', got print 4 us. nice lady nonetheless that she 4got to print half the timetable. haha..

ta ma de...

orientation

2007-02-19T19:07:00.000-08:00

Today i went to school 4 a tour arnd. cos no hosts(ogl) called me b4 this thing(god damnit), i have to be in sch 45min earlier. but when i arrived there, there is a HUGE gathering of ppl there waiting to be organised into grps. most of the faculties r sci,math and commerce with architecture accounting to only a tip of an iceberg.

And so, i joined this gorgeous host, melissa's grp. kekeke.. in this grp there are 8msians whom xferred from taylor uni in KL to have their 3rd yr, 2 japanese speaking girls whom oso speaks beautiful english, so i assume they r from japan. 1 girl from finland. 1 super beautiful girl from the ctryside of aus and another native girl who is DAMN tall. a hk guy,michael(not machael-learns-to-rock but rather machael-learns-architecture), and a sole sgrean called david. im sure i saw him disappear once or twice and pigeons and rabbits seems to hop out of his sleeves now and then... amazing....

So we took a walk arnd the school while we each admire the beauty of the school and of the host and the trees and flowers and the host and the stalls and the autumn trees and the host. sadly the msians and the sgrean r both gg to be in yr3 and yr2 respectively so generally the only fren i made today is michael-learns-architecture. the supposedly from japan, japanese speaking girls r oso here to stay along with a million angmohs who all looks the same.

It has also be brought to my knowledge that we can take a language elective when we r in yr2. like the pretty host 4 example, she took japanese and thus went there to work in tokyo 4 a period of time as her working experience. so cool! cos if we r employed in a local firm and is appointed to overseas to work 4 ur lang. abilities u got paid by both sides!!! im so gg to learn either jap,kor,italian or french man.. probably french..

Tml is CCA openhse and a Dean's welcome section which i see as a Dean guy delivering a speech to new students. i hope i dun have to end up joining things like chess club or chi publication club man.. but then agn, i saw this brochure abt ccas, then the girls in publication club r all reasonably attractive! i hope the photos r of recent origin and is reliable as a reference source man..

beachside and cityview

2007-02-18T02:00:00.000-08:00

Today i went to the beach. it is really really really really really v.v.v.v.nice!!! wakaka.. the view of the scenery is gd, the view of the ppl there is better! the sky is clear, the water is super clear with red jellyfishes, and probably fatally poisonous, and blue fishes lazing arnd.. there are also many seagulls arnd whom r oblivious to human beings and oso laze arnd in the sea tgt with ppl. this place makes everything lazy i think. haha.. and the sea is really LIMITLESS. cannot see the end de leh, and many ppl speed boating in the far distance and oso privately owned yachets out at sea viewing sharks battling whales. overall the place is filled with joy,the blue ocean,rather cheap drinks at arnd 3dollars and smth that probably wun be seen in sg.. kekekeke.. if u get what i mean.. this is gg to be my new hangout place after sch everyday man.. WAHAHAHAHAHA..

then more city views,

break dance at federation sq.

on this bridge theres all the diff ctries that have citizens here.

found sg, and there r 7815 in victoria alone!! alot sia.

ok im gg off to the academic orientation liao.. the word academic shld suggest how nice its gg to be ba.. hai..

CNY

2007-02-16T02:15:00.003-08:00

What greater idea is there other than having a good game of 'speed' with ur relatives and frens on CNY??? for ppl like me who is born a loner though, i can only play with with the computer. :( but pls dun stop urselves from enjoying a game or 2 online too. last of all HAPPY CHINESE NEW YR PPL!

briefing

2007-02-14T22:03:00.000-08:00

Went to briefing today. the whole lec hall is packed with asians man.. maybe only a handful of westerners in the front, probably British or scottish.

I cant tell u how boring the briefing was but it can be compared almost perfectly to a physics lecture at JJ. no aircon(supposedly spoil but we all know if guest of honors r present it will gladly let out strong gusts of wind).and it has a terribly boring atmosphere with ppl laughing at the tiniest jokes.

Well theres this 2guys behind me in which one is from KL and the other from Singapore. the KL guy was apparently struggling with english while the sgrean was having a mouthful of singlish. then the KL guy buay tahan ask him can speak chinese anot the sgrean still dare to say dunno. he make sure he really dunno ah, if he's a potato or banana i'll gg to skin him alive man.. right at the start i wan to join in their not so interesting convo abt trams and buses and then suddenly a strong mixture of perspiration and smelly feet scent floats into my nose. i turned arnd and WAH SEH, the sgreans' MEGAfeet was 15cm away from my faultless face!! i turned arnd only to hear a head banging into the wall sound. the girl beside me had fell dead from boredom.....

And have i mentioned the amt of ppl here that r literally crazy?? when the weather is cool and calm no one jogged one leh.. then theres this 38degrees day, the park is FLOODED with ppl playing soccer,cricket(i alw cannot see the ball) and jogging. wah really wan to action how fit they r man.. haha.. then another day it was arnd 16degrees with strong wind and rain and i walked past no less than 3 grps of ppl furiously jogging. Not to mention the no. of ppl who dun wear shirts arnd here man.. everytime look inside ppl's car can see the driver's tummy. and the other day the city was having a massive carnival then when the tram drove by, in big block letters, MELBOURNE GAY AND LESBIAN CARNIVAL. wah kao @_@

orientation tml

2007-02-14T03:12:00.000-08:00

God damnit, my internet sucks. theres arnd 100isps here, most unheard of and if u read the existing one's brochures, they'll say more info on www.adnksandksand.com.. haha if im looking 4 a internet service apparently i cant go online in the 1st place right.. so eliminating the stupid isps that only advertise online, the only 2 left are the biggest shots arnd, giving them pretty of chance to provide crap services at extremely laughable prices. and so, being innocently foolish, i subscribed to a spr-fast dial-up with a promising 8mbps spd. but last i checked, it was loading at 2kb/s. oh god, save me from this misery!!!

Oh shit, tml's orientation. i better practice my english overnight and be well-behaved and mannered tml man.. the self intro part is scary. "hi, im shiyi, i came from sg to here. i was in table tennis." HAHAHAHA.. that definitely will fail to impress.

And oh ya.. not to late to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day! valentine is one of the hardest to spell words arnd next to definite. too many vowels!!

oh no

2007-02-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

Oh no!!! i just discovered smth terrible which is that i can only take the test 4 a driver license 6mth from now!! just becos im under 25. what a strange rule man.. by then i may 4get all the theories which is alr not v.adhered to my brain! there goes my dream of getting a 2nd hand under 1k car in 3mth man.. damn!

Also im so glad i brought along my S$158 Saucony shoes man.. Aus roads is really dangerous and NEVER straight. not only r hills and slopes everywhere, the roads oso tilt sideways. so say u r walking up a 89degrees slope pavement, the pavement oso slants to the right. so u r not careful and slip, u not only roll backwards down the hill, u oso simultaneously roll to the right only to be devoured by a nonchalant traffic of toyota-es,mitsubishi-es and mazda-es. that will definitely be miserable.

I'm oso puzzled almost uselessly by the serious lack of ants in the house! i mean ants r everywhere like as usual but there r none in the hse!! this is worrying, what if domestic ants r extinct??? ohhh... the terror. spiders though are overpopulated and apparently overgrown.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

melb uni

2007-02-08T20:44:00.000-08:00

Went to melb uni today to apply a student pass but they say cannot yet cos its too early. so my days of expensive transport is not limited as of yet. oh.. and here transforming to ez-link style transport too. abt time man.. the current system is enough to make a harvard wonder.

I'm getting scared of the uni now. rumours r rife that its much easier to go into a uni now but harder to come out. i initially thought the sch is some sort of giant maze thats y until i realize they meant the test results!! means i still have to work super hard in case im kicked outta the sch. oh.. the cruel world..

I oso find that international students in melb all look v.matured and knowledgeable looking. altho their eng sucks they talks as confidently as anything. when i ask qn i bow my head, flush and choke on my own words while they recite tang dynasty poems and quote words of unknown famous man and woman. i am truly dazzled by the confidence lvl chinese and indian educators inculcate into the students nowadays. the days of maoism is truly over...

metal slug

2007-02-07T23:57:00.000-08:00

METAL SLUG!!! enjoy...
move
throw grenade
mouse to aim and shoot

drive

2007-02-07T23:11:00.000-08:00

YAYYYYY!!! A learner's permit issued by Vicroads!! woohoo.. thats right! i have passed my theory and can now learn driving which actually starts next monday!! imagine the thrill of getting to drive and maybe even own a car in no time at all! definately a v.explosive and sensational feeling! yeepee..

hse viewing

2007-02-02T19:00:00.000-08:00

went arnd house viewing recently.. so expensive sia the houses recently.. a good estate costs arnd 800000 and must pay full within 60/90 days.. somemore we dun have a car and public transport is so ex that daily concessions are anrd $8-9. furthurmore we dunno our way arnd, and inspection hours are limited and all clustered arnd a certain timeslots in a hundred diff places. so one day can only view 2-3. most impt-ly is the sheer size of the ctry!!! just to prove what i mean..

WAOH! now i live at the green arrow place.

On arrival

2007-01-30T22:10:00.000-08:00

hoho... 1st entry. been busy finding houses and furnitures so nv post any entries. besides i dun have internet access cos staying at fren hse mah.. haha Australia v.diff from Sg man.. so slack the lifestyle here and everything v.expensive leh.. like any meals outside is arnd $7-8 min. chicken rice yest i see is sold for $8.5 - -!! heng the min. pay here is 8.50 like that ah. work one hr still can have smth to eat. hooray! btw i enrolled in Uni of Melbourne le leh!! YAY!!! *throws hat

and i finally rented a hse!!! oh.... the tiresomeness of the procedures needed. here u need to find agents for hses thats 4 lease then u have to choose the hse. after choosing u have to go view it(called 'inspect it' here) on certain days leh. like u missed the inspection time thats it man.. not i exaggerate ah but all is 5-5.15 or 4-4.15 leh. hahahha 15min only!!! @_@ thus we missed every inspection of the hse we want cos we dunno the way and the sheer size of this country makes travelling by foot and public transport time-consuming like mad man.. haha then u inspect le still need to apply 4 the hse then let the hse owner decide rent to u anot.. aiyooo~~~ heng we that day taking a stroll then see a hse 4 let nearby then the owner is a sgrean malay!!! hohoho.. so we got it lor.. phew...

pictures of the hse:

location kitchen, model my dad.

toilet

wall besides the toilet

corridor

BR1 with a yet to be fixed up dressing cabinet fr ikea

BR2 fully equipped with nth but a queen size mattress.. nice... =)

The front yard with lots of leaves waiting to be cleared

boring SIA these pics!!

backyard with equal amt of work waiting to be done.. AHHHHHH

frenly hse owner

living room

dining room

haha so fast here 4 1mth like tt alr.. really v.nice here.. time seems to pass more slowly cos everyone man man lai ah.. oso ppl all anyhow dress,go town oso can anyhow wear leh.. woohoo!! and everyone is so friendly!!! many Vietnamese and HK ppl here oso!! chi food and jap food r the cheapest here so basically i nv eat anything western here except mcdonalds here so far!!! hahahaha and oh.. mac oso one of the cheapest food arnd.. the rest are only reserved 4 the rich man.. that day walked arnd town...

pictures:(surprisingly hard to navigate as i preview. so press down the scroll wheel on ur mouse to try and see the whole pic ba.. hoho..)

by the yarra

virgin mob. kekeke..

train station.here the weather haphazard ah..this 2pics taken arnd 2min apart then u see e sky colour.. wahhh...

i ALWAYS wan to drug those pigeons!! my chance have arrived!!

The University Of Melbourne, a uni in melbourne

cool gents. it spiraled down and its really in the middle of a busy road in town. next to vic mart.