timber wkshop

Life in uni is a endless struggle with the endless streams of funny-dressed ppl handing out brochures from the 'socialist' society and posters all arnd warning u of the unrealistic dangers of not joining the student union. at a rate of $6 per week, their capitalist act wun impress the socialists 4 sure.

Yest we had timberworkshop. so fun! we get to build a bridge from wood (hanna hanna of cos wood la, timberwkshp leh..) then the tanky teacher will put a load that looks like 500kg on it see the defection. ours defected for 69mm w/o breaking!!! wahahaha so ichiban. the other grps breaks almost instantly as the load hits the grnd with a deafening sound.

Next up we needta build a arch in which our teacher Mr Australia will load thousands of bricks on it with the sole purpose of destroying it.


Passer-by A: WAH V.NICE LEH!!
hannor hannor, i oso think so!


Our teacher who is truly a cognoscente with his work posing with the winner grp.. lihai leh this grp, tahan so many bricks....

the bridge.. the teacher ah, say:"what a nice piece of work" then throw our bridge into the corner mindlessly to be recycled then i quickly go pick up after class snap a pic b4 its minced by woodeating machines of the industrial evolution!

model and new phone

Today is a happy day as i actually got chosen as the class top 2 for my surface model! woohoo! but i shall be humble and stay low-toned. then just now presentation v.diu lian. cos arnd 4-5classes in the classroom then i thought i must present so i v.scared. then the teacher suddenly pointed and say "how abt that one? who made it?" then i quickly "me!" then i realize he pointing at another work not mine.. hahaha.. heng i "me" in a small voice, few heard me.. at class presentation i said smth like "cos the angle ah..." wahh when will i ever speak like an angmoh in eng and like a chinese in chinese.

Also today morning some strange man called then he went "hello, im from ASD#@FG$ telecom, u have won a new phone!!!" then he v.accented and i "ok..who r u agn?" "im ________from ___________" the _______ r the parts i missed. in the end i thought its a scam ah but he say "it will be delivered in afew working days" then hang up liao.. haha if its true then sibei gd la.. but i still like cannot believe leh, like i dun even know what telecom company is that..

But happy moments r so rare that im unhappy now agn cos tml need hand in numerous hw. the word numerous is v.gd to use, i used it abt 6times in my hist assignment the day b4 last.. keke..

And the copyright law strict dao~~~ i wanted to take pic of another person's model then my fren say "NO!! COPYRIGHTED!!!" then i scan arnd, ppl were actually just taking notes and noone's snapping shots. i exclaimed in wonder for the english capacity of those taking notes as they can actually copy down a 'picture' in the format of words.. amazing........

royal exh. bldg and museum

Today went on a field trip with fellow arch students to the royal exhibition hall which is oso next to the melb museum. both r v.impressive and nice places which actually a pleasure to draw. however i alw cannot establish a general outshape of a bldg with precession. like cannot make the joints meet, pls do not diss me on this.. i really dunno how yet...

Here r the pics.

The royal exh. bldg.





The museum.they oso got a imax theater in it and a function room which is really cool and a sci centre at the grnd floor with a student room which is v.nice with a round arnd the room sofa. the imax theater say it has the world's largest screen. haha it shld b true cos its really v.big!

tough day

Yesterday was really a tough day! need present a model for a entrance to a gym,comments on article,and need to explain whats a mobius strip.. so the night b4 i slpt late to do the bloody entrance la..

In school,
Teacher:EDMOND! WHATS A MOBIUS STRIP?
me:eh.. it has one side only so can only paint it with one colour.. kekek.. *nervous laughter
Teacher:HMMMMMM... i think we can paint it with 2 colours then if we infinitely rotate it, the 2colours will merge..
*ohhhs and ahhhs echoed thru the classroom. i seriously dunno what the teacher meant.

later on,,,
Teacher:EDMOND! TELL US ABT UR PHOTOS DEPICTING 'SURFACE'.
me:ehhhhh... i nv print out any new pictures since last week.
ppl starts shaking heads in disgust, damnit, i thought this hw next week.

even later on,,,,,,,,,
Teacher:OK, HOW ABT THAT ENTRANCE MODEL OVER THERE? HAR,, EDMOND~ OK COME UP!
me:ok, i did this becos i think that a gym demonstrates strength so i thought maybe a model with fire arnd it will depict that..
Teacher:streng?
me:streng.
Teacher:ohhhhhh...strength... why strength?
me:gym mah!!! (loud laughters)
(................ read it as stren-g cannot meh?)
meanwhile.. Teacher:its gd u r thinking along that line, so u can oso inculcate in like u know, vanity?
(i dunno y i 4got whats vanity means)
me:VANITY? what does that mean?(more laughters..)

hai......... what a terrible day.. in the end turns out my model still wrong cos dun depict surface.. onli 3angmohs did the models correctly man.. cannot deny we asians eng not gd enuff.. ok la, give me chinese one oso i wun know whats it talking abt.. damnit..

Right the other day, someone fainted on the tram!! yet another comrade has fallen pray to the relentless persuade of lustful wealth.. and i din realize someone's fainted until i see ppl chiong-ing over to where im standing then i turn arnd WAHHH KAO! the girl who was right beside me faint liao then i last to know.. bloody hell...

Then on monday, labour day mah.. then road block, tram stop, so everyone must walk.. tamade, really labour ah..

nice weather

Love the 4seasons ctries. its so cool that during cold days u can enjoy things like hot drinks while on hot days, things like icecream. u probably wun get that in sg where u can onli enjoy the latter scenerio. cold things makes ur heart weaker and gives u many problems, speaking of which it is said that we inhale so many chemicals, we wun decompose as fast. whats fang fu ji in english? so if b4 we die we tell our heirs, 'throw me into the sea, i wan to go with the waves.' then they really throw and if by chance u decompose slow enough to float till the south pole.. then hoho.. u no need think of ever decomposing liao.. plus u get floated by the sea water which in turn froze to ice givin u a permanent floated look.. oh boy, u'll be netted and put next to mummies in the british royal museum in showrooms showcasing the evolution of mummies..