exams~~

Exam's coming!! rip liao man.. the school say history open book then everyone HENG AH~~~ they heng 4 the wrong reasons man!! u flip book till u die oso cannot find answer ah!

herald sun camberwell rotary artshow

Today i went to the 'herald sun camberwell rotary artshow'. the amt of ppl Q.many SIA. if in sg u go arts fair ah, u r destined to have a ruinous life of failures and mockeries 4 eternity.. haha.. so i enjoyed a diss-free arts exhibition today. heard of this arts fair from a old couple which is my neighbour as i caught them on tram the other day as they described to me how to get there.. "its easy to get there, i dunno how 2 say, but the road u take is like a snake.." hahaha.. like ok, well, i'll just move like a snake and i'll be get there if thats what they mean.. so i just concurred with their keen interest in art which is partially correct too as i,myself,is into arts anyways.. wahhh cannot take pictures a pity SIA, many r v.nice leh.. these is this bird pictures by Cooke Lyn and trees pictures by Barne Mark that xiang dao~~~~ unfortunately all r local artistes or amateurs(not amateur as in their skills, but reputation), so no info can be found online. plus, some can fetch handsome prizes like 15000 leh!! somemore its a competition oso so all displayed gets like 1000-20000 liao.. what a haul, what a haul they must be exclaiming..

regrettably, this pic depicts the amt of ppl, NOT!

the show 'my girl' v.nice if this is even an appropriate time to comment abt this..

scary exp

today is so sos osososososoo f-king scary!! my brother went missing! luckily he was found. thank god! he go with my mom ride bike in the nearby park then my brother go up a hill and nv came back! meanwhile i was at city taking pictures 4 my assignments then imagine my fear la.. heng in the end found my bro le.. he wonder off himself onto the main road, heng got a angmoh lady drive car take him home. wah lucky so many nice ppl arnd, my mom say got many ppl come out of their houses help find in the park, plus they call their frens all those.. you jing wu xian ah, lucky. much thx 2 missA oso, if she havent chiong outta her hse go help find, she wouldnt see my brother waiting at the doorstep after the lady sent him home le.. acc. to my mom when she chiong home with much emotions to find my brother, he was there happily spinning hollahoop. slap him ah! hahaha.. so glad its fine. on the cab the driver was v.nice too. here take cab not 10,20dollars can handle de leh. a few metres $1 more, so i onli $35 then i ask him how much is needed. he say 20+ so i heng ah.. enough.. after telling him the situation and asking him to pls hurry, he really does hurry leh, and he joins in the cursing of the road blocking trams and traffic disobeying pedestrians. go to hell, trams! its the worst pub.transport, EVER. their lane in the middle of the road, so they stop take/drop passengers need every car wait 4 them leh. and due to general aging and more slack lifestyles, it made it hellva worse if u get wat i mean. speaking of the taxi driver, i pay him $30 in adv so i can quickly alight later. proves he was a super bad estimator cos soon it shoot over $30 le.. then he immediately turn off the meter leh.. so nice right.. but i still paid him all my money. $35... so lucky we r not in other ctries where kids just disappears and gets stolen and sold or the whole family will collapse for sure. my hearts goes out to the homeless kids and kids who were abducted and cutten off legs and hands and forced to beg. kids dealers r the worst kind of anti-humanitarian bastards arnd..

u know the human skeleton collection in cambodia? done by the nortorius polpot. during then it is said, during gun's cleanings, that time they still use those revolvers. need clean the 5holes mah.. so they couldnt find suitable brushes and then they realize small children fingers just nice but its hard to operate a alive child's hand.. the rest is obvious.

On a lighter note, life's so stressful no wonder anime's r so sought after. the reality of life have taken away most joys and adventuous spirits but the japanese managed to revived that craving 4 adventures by introducing manga and anime! thru it, ppl can live the charactors' lives as their own and escape for awhile from this bloody world. humans have turned until so pathetic dun u feel? having to resort to fiction to feel alive in a non-friction world.. somemore all troubles r ownself create one.. the 1st guy who talked abt having a market is really a donkey. the 1st one who invented trade shld be executed. last time so peaceful, everyday just swing around like tarzen and hunt for food, then someone started saying "alright.. let us create coins,trade and a market so that we can, u know, sell to each other things that we got for free from the nature." then thats it, ppl started chasing after wealth and such, and we have to study study study then work work work, and finally die.. wah happy sia..

yest went to this chinese res. so nice! nice as in the decorations and such, not the food. nono, definately not the food. the hokkien mee not nice one..

dunno so auto for what public toilet washing area. this one made till so high tech la, doors automatic,auto flush, auto wash, auto toilet roll(wan take toilet paper u need to press a button), then everything so nice and its built near many tram and train stops. u see this liao go see the dire conditions of the city toilets lo.. tourists will be so disappointed la..

von's gone

Von's gone back... hai... the book of 'boredom in school' have started a new chapter.. met a new fren today with introduction from yv.. wah yv here afew days like more frens than me liao.. haha.. Aveil's the 1st chinese i met here that din came from a family thats dirt rich. the other chinese just spend $ like water lo.. u see how they waste $ u will wan to hate them too. hai... time to do hw.. von shld be halfway back le ba..

von came to melb

Yesterday vonvon came to Melb to play!!! ahhhhhhhhh.. so happy, so happy, so elated, so jubilant! like imagine meeting an old friend overseas after so long. just great, really.

Went Chinatown in the morning meet her, and there u r, yvonne yvonne!!

Then dunno go where mah cos von the suaku like nv see many things b4.. like c'mon la, canberra dun even have kbox and neoprints.. hahahaha.. here the kbox not like sg one ah.. not for the weak this one.. u go in must be prepared to drink ALOT of beer and have to be mentally prepared for the almost certain fights and quarrels. no kidding.. then bring her to my school gaigai la but then on the way is the biggest mall, i think, Melb central mah.. so nice the roof of the building. wow.. i din know the place so big la.. that night came watch movie oso not so big oh.. is it cos all shops were closed thats y? watch 'meet the robinsons' guys! nice!


Got the bar+pool+bowling place here.. damn nice ah.. but afternoon the place boring sia.. at night its FULL.. full till u wan a pooltable need wait 30min like that. the bowling oso is sofa chairs lo.. haha.. v.messy la the place but no match for the rest of the city, esp. chinatown. then von had a thousand thing she wan to do so nv watch movie as planned. on hindsight correct la, watch movie where cannot right.. haha so we went to watch a football match!!! a live football match in a gigantic dorm leh!!!!! St. kilda vs Western bulldogs.

Before the match we went the seaside eat lunch. not say seaside la, more like a port, dock, whateva.. shld be dock la, the place called docklands. haha.. so we ate fish and chips! the food is terribly ugly like as usual but the view at this particular resturant is exceptionally nice so not too bad.. many seagulls and yachts and salty water arnd.. too bad yest's hot. if windy abit would be perfect. kekekekke.

dunno what she taking pic of la.. haha..

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After the scream-till-u-die footy match which has NO chinese spectaculars, we went to the yarra. wah lao, all asians come here onli care abt making $ de ah.. cos we come in see some shopkeeper is chinese then we hengggg ah.. still got chinese. imagine the 10000 stadium onli 2 chinese (me and von) la.. then we cont. walking walking, kao.. really no chinese come to watch match leh. we sit down liao von say "hey a chinese!" then i YAYYY!! then look again she selling french fries. bloody hell..

Oh ya.. the yarra. its sg-river aus style, basically it.. oso just a BIG drain minus the stench plus the nice sceneries along the sides. wah at night stroll there romantic SIA, but the endless groups of party kids screaming and chatting happily sure is a scary. then a group of TALL africans walked past one of them shout to the others "nice weather today" hahahah.. so funny.. like they gg to party thru the night, this is so not the comments wanted la.. somemore he speaks like those rappers.

After which meet von's fren take hse keys then sent her home but send till nearly there liao i see the watch WAH!! 11.30 LIAO! im gg to miss the last tram home! heng onli afew min walk home for yv ah.. or else if she lost in melb ahhh~~ then in the morning still got 3 koreans approach us say korean leh.. then i wanted to ask them y they love kimchi so much and whats the meaning of shipala. heng i nv ah.. then they goes "hey, u guys wants to join us for church?" then wanting to get out i replied "oh..we r actually from Canberra, just taking a look arnd this city." APPARENTLY they thought canberra's a place in melb cos they cont. saying "OHHH.. then u know where is Glen Ferrie, our church's there!!" have to repeat 3-4times we from Canberra then they gave up. im negatively sure they still thought Canberra's in Melb. hahaha.. koreans' lang sure is fierce but they really polite as pointed out by yv. chinese meet u 1st time will bow de meh? sell u french fries then got ah! hahahahaha.

O.. and we went to this reptile and aquarium shop. so many lizards and snakes and fishes for sale! one small small snake $250 liao leh. and outside got sell chicks for $2.50 like that, food 4 the snakes i guess. i know all of u's polluted mind will drift away from the animal to a lady lo!



flying anchor!!!
i hope yv stays here 4 good man.. YVONNE DUN GO BACK!!! DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..

pool, toy, puff

Yest thx 2 boring gd fri, every shop close.. then outing cancelled.. shipala..
Bought this nice puffs thou, paiseh, not curry puffs.. so yum so nice so wooo.. onli the crest identical to curry puff but the inside totally diff. no wonder this one $9 for 6 still so many idiots buy..

This morning go Kmart with fam. then this machine, the toy one which u op. a weak like hell claw try to claw up toys, ya? then i got 3!!! 75% success rate.. woohoo..


Evening i wanted go lib return bk go home liao, so i onli wore tees and jeans, for a 15degrees day, its scary.. then miss A,girl who's fam. accomodated us when we just reached ask me go play pool suddenly. then go lo.

The pub is suprisingly clean, as in not luan, then all angmohs drinking cokes and smoking onli. the smoking atmosphere is kinda gd cos keeps one warm. keke.. the onli terror is when my companion 4 the while swears and curses along with my neighbouring angmoh players who's professional with own sticks.

The ball is billard style lo, so small. but its pool, so needless to say my plays are HAHAHA. onli last match i won, i 6-8shots nv hit in no.8 she still cant win, see how diao i am? aiyo~ then saw some of her frens arnd thre too. got one so pro, from monash uni taking finance acc. any qn i can help ask. haha..

After which go hungry jack eat, man.. the jack kid sure is hungry. then i sent her home, (we live on same street. HAHAHA).

Shld i study?? shld i?????? i found 3in1 coffee at last!! woohoo.. but after mths of making my own coffee i know how 2 make latte that looks like those outside liao, can ask me 4 guidance if u EVEN CARE!

no life drawing and gd coffee

Today i carried bulks of life drawing materials to school only to know that today we'll be doing photoshop today. the last experience of life drawing was still scary as the model is really no svelte and we have to draw her, draw 'her' literally in her bday suit. then 1st week we nv get any pretties then the next lesson is guy liao.. hai.. our terror is not yet over.

After the photoshop we went to canteen to eat at melbourne uni noodles (good la mian) then carrying our steaming hot noodles which threatens to wriggle off our hand and scorching the earth below we finally see a table at the far horizon. confirming it is not a mirage, we chiong towards it then taadaa.. 4 indian ppl literally made a dash 4 it after seeing us. kao eh.. we holding so heavy and hot food then they holding nth, not even roti prata and curry then they wan steal the place. so openly somemore. then no choice we go out the canteen then turn back they looking at us with mocking faces. assholes.. i hope microsoft dun employ them..

So no choice la, only empty space is at coffeeX but must buy coffee to sit so we bought iced mocha which is actually quite gd, v.gd in fact. so woohoo.. we bought out seats at AUS$4.90 per seat.

Anyways yest i go garden drawing landscape myself. wah.. the scariness, so many ppl walking past see see.. imagine they see liao then PUUUUUUUU, spit out saliva and choke on it in laughter. hahahaha so i nv dare look at their expressions which may be demonstrating exaggerated emotions. so the book was right, need 3-4hrs to draw, i drew for 2hrs then half done only. tdy after sch wanted go draw again but lighting's diff from tml so shadows diff liao cannot draw. heng i smart ah, yest got take pics.. phew.. finally finished.. bloody hell... so many hws to be done by wed. damnit damnit damnit.